*fzzz, crackle, bzzt bzzt, zap*

[mechanicalmice]

[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]

[begin text transcription]

LISTEN UP, CITY!

Mouse’s Guide to Citizen Survival

Each world must pay.

Red Offerings: Present yourself to the Deity Office with a red bow tied around your neck. This signals to us that you have decided to voluntarily

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[voice reply]

[smiledlikeknife]

Mmm~ The smell of world destruction this morning.

((OOC: Someone's loling)).

private to dieties—completely, utterly, without a doubt unhackable;

[wingedly]

Dear. Must we consult with those of our world before we contact you?

OOC

[saunturing_down]

JILLY.

BAD.

BAD JILLY.

DO NOT MAKE ME GNAW YOUR EAR OFF.

[warconductor]

Hahahahaha.

Peace in my world? In my home?

Why on earth would I want such a thing?

[falsesympathy]

What!! SACRIFICES?! Oh no!!

...Will the executions be public?

[glock30]

You're crazier than I thought if you think people are gonna line up for this.