I refuse to believe that Dumbledore is gay but Remus & Sirius are not.

Sorry, lady, not buying it.

There has got to be some kind of compromise between telling everybody everything and telling nobody anything.

In our facebook/myspace culture where acknowledging someone's birthday is as easy as hitting a few keys and pressing enter, I think it's really sweet when somebody actually goes out of their way to, you know, actually call me up to say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU YAY FOR BEING BORN." That said, the list of people who made that phone call this year ( Read more... )

I am too old to be pulling an all-nighter.

The earth looks better from a star that's right above from where you are: a mix because it feels like summer1) the Lucksmiths "T-Shirt Weather ( Read more... )

Every year I dread my birthday, and every year it ends up better than I'd planned.

me: "Cory, can I get a vodka tonic and a . . . whatever this kid is drinking? And don't let him pay for it." [holds out a twenty]
F.: "Why are you paying for my drink? It's your birthday. You don't pay for drinks on your birthday ( Read more... )

A bunch of my friends and I are all working on our senior theses for creative writing this semester. We've all been slacking on the project lately; meanwhile, due dates are quickly approaching. We planned a thesis-writing party on Monday at Drew and Zoe's. Unfortunately, things went awry almost immediately. First, we decided we couldn't start ( Read more... )

My friend works at the hospital.

purplesnake68: me and brit went up to the birthing floors to collect dirty dinner trays
purplesnake68: and on each floor there is a "dirty room" where reg trash, biomed trash, tools that need to be sterlized, etc. go
purplesnake68: and also where the dirty trays go if they dont get picked up on time
purplesnake68: ( Read more... )

Joe is going to Zambia within a month after graduation. F. is moving to Oklahoma -- maybe in August, but he might leave as soon as a month from now. Laura is moving to Missouri for grad school in August. Gina is moving to Phoenix in May. Brian and Q. are leaving (temporarily, but still) for northern Wisconsin for the summer. Liz is moving to ( Read more... )

Dear Lollapalooza,

Pearl Jam may have been an appropriate choice to headline in 1994, but it's 2007 now. Just letting you know.

love,
Heather