Warning: Profanity Ahead. The Shado Lexicon

[meamgrimlock]

Someday, I'm going to be on Inside the Actor's Studio, and James Lipton is going to ask me what my favorite curse word is.

Some of you already know the answer to this. Some of you may have a good idea. But let me spell it out and make it clear. My favorite curse word is "Fuck." It is highly versatile.

So to help you, my friends and family, better

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[capi]

*adjusts her pinching reading glasses on her sour old face and looks at you over the top of them*

*ahem*
An "A" for originality.
An "A" for a thoughtful and thorough presentation of the subject matter.
A "D" for the typo in the *cough* "Cluster Fuck" line.
An "F" for extensive use of foul language.
Bonus "F" for binding foul language to words held as holy by some folk, if not by you. Respect is important.

Overall grade: D
Advance to the principal's office. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

[meamgrimlock]

And, as any good student, I protest my grade

[capi]

*snort*

Whether or not it was/is your intent to bind this vulgarity to a name held sacred by millions or not is between you and Him. That is none of my affair, and i cannot permit it to impact your grade, regardless of my own preferences.

HOWEVER, you know full well, despite the smoke you are blowing with such vigor, that other folk will perceive your application of the name "Jesus" in religious terms instantly. You know this to be true, whether you own it or not. Just as i know it to be true that His name is still being used far and wide all over the planet. That does not alter the fact one jot.

This was never intended to be a religious discussion, and i do not mean to venture into such territory. This is most fortunate for you, as i was strongly inclined to drop your grade even further, reading your self-illuminated hypocrisy in your final paragraph.

Be that as it may: your grade stands.

[meamgrimlock]

Point conceeded, teacher lady.

On a personal level, I apologize to you - directly - for any offense the words may have given to you, though I do not apologize for the use of the words themselves. Some people consider that waffling, but I know that you understand the difference.

Oh, uh, and: Hi! Long Time no Talk To :)

[uncle_possum]

I beg to add "Duck Fucker". Noun. Pervert; jerk; undesirable person. Formerly heard on CB radios, usually as Duck Plucker (to avoid problems with FCC).