I Always Thought That Dogs Laid Eggs. I Learned Something Today.

[mcyummy]

We had a half day today because we had to take some crappy standardized test. I finally realized that they do not even try to come up with interesting reading sections anymore. And that apparently 8th grade math is difficult for me. If you correct enough of those messed up sentences it boggles with your mind. Afterwards, the boys and I picked up lunch at Chipotle and then played soccer on the Playstation over at B's house (slide tackling is frowned upon in video games just as much as it is in real soccer). Apparently once you get enough players kicked out because of red cards, nobody wants to be your partner. That's when you have to go home and watch last week's Lost by yourself. Sun's dad totally had a stink eye, the Other's cells (and Juliette) are so pretty, and when do I get 'Rod on a Beach'? And to answer your question, Miss Jolie, here's this weeks Veronica Mars review bright and early.



The Good

Veronica Mars Modern College Girl On The Go and her sexy new wardrobe. Call me superficial, but she looked bangin' when she was talking to Trish about being psycho girlfriends. Homegirl's got junk in the trunk and knows how to work it. Plus, the little vests are hot.

Finally somebody is kicking someone's ass. I know it wasn't Logan, but at least someone was getting thrown into a fucking wall. It had been so long I forgot what it was.

Speaking off, I'm glad that, at least temporarily, Logan went "bad boy" again. If he reforms too much, this'll bump down to The Bad section, but I like that he's got problems and is a bad ass. Otherwise, he's Duncan. Not to say I didn't like the LoVe at the end. I squeeled and sang (because I knew the song!!).

"That sound in your head, Pop... It is the BEATING OF THIS HIDEOUS HEART!!" = LOL!!!

I've never been a big Weevil fan (stone me?), but he wasn't too bad tonight. He looked redonk in that suit but I was suprised at his P.I.-ness. Though, in the end I was glad he wasn't posing, kicked the guys ass and ended up as a janitor. That's the Weevil we know.

Veronica's (fake) field hockey jersey was #27!! That was my football jersey number!! It's like we were went to be.

Stay cool, Mr. O'D? Am I sensing a new Von Clemmons relationship with the Dean? When Weevil first showed Veronica the Transplants CD, I thought that the dean smoked pot and was just trying to get the professor so he could get high off his ass. I was wrong, but I thought that would have been funny.

The Bad

Piz. Why must you plague my existence, sir? Even though there is absolutely no romance between him and Veronica, he still irks me. It's almost like he tries to hard. Grow on me, dude. I do not really want to hate you. Maybe your radio show will help? But please God do not actually show his band.

The implied Parker/Mac bonding. The bonding I do not mind at all, it's that I would have liked to see it! For cereals. That and the idea of that wig excercising is not a pretty sight.

Holy narsty flashbacks! Please don't kill the pretty blue twinkling ones that I love so much. They were all orange and white and drunk-like movementy. Ew.

Was it just me, or did anyone else think Kurt looked like he was wearing eye liner? And his girlfriend was recycled from Supernatural. That I don't really care about though, just an observation.

The Snarky



Veronica: "So, what? You guys like spot each other doing squat thrusts and stuff?"
Logan: "And group sex in the showers."



Keith: "Didn't he get busted for murder?"
Veronica: "Assault!"
Keith: "See, so he's not even a very good murderer."



Veronica: "Oh my god!"
Coach Fry: "What in God's name?"
Veronica: "Oh... I am... so, just... Um... Ahhh... I am so... Ehhhh... Embarassed. It's a hazing thing. My sorority said I had to break in and steal a jock. The little underwear, not like kidnap an athlete!"



Angry Feminist: "We didn't do that!"
Sexist Jackass: "I agree. It's impossible. Where would militant feminists get ahold of a softball bat?"



Larry: "Look, whoever you are. I'm not a criminal mastermind. I'm just a painter."
Veronica: "Yah. Well. So was Hitler."



Logan: "I don't even think Mercer surfs. And I always felt bad about those poor donkeys."

GO HEARST ROUGH RIDERS!!