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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

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demonqueen666 April 16 2006, 04:14:56 UTC

Recipient: hilarita
Prompt: flash-cards, anti-depressants and femmeslash, please!
Word Count: 145
Rating: PG-13

“What are you two doing?”

“Professor Lupin!” Harry looked up. “We were, well…”

“Looking for your stash,” Ron said flatly. “You know. Your meds. Your anti-depressants. Life like yours, everyone knows you must be on ‘em.”

“What?” Lupin looked at him in horror. “I am most certainly not! Why are you boys looking for anti-depressants anyway?”

“It’s…” Harry swallowed, his expression pained. “We found out what Ginny and Hermione are up to in the Astronomy Tower on Tuesday nights.”

“If I recall correctly,” Lupin began, “the two of them meet on Tuesdays so they can study.” Harry shook his head.

“They’re not studying.”

“But I always see them with flashcards…” Lupin stopped as Harry wordlessly handed him a stack of cards.

The flashcards were from a set entitled “The Advanced Sapphic Kama Sutra”. The illustrations were very…detailed.

The professor cleared his throat.

“Paxil or Prozac?”

ziasudra_fic April 16 2006, 04:20:07 UTC

“Paxil or Prozac?”
*snorts*

This is such a clever way of incorporating all the parts of the prompt! "Flashcards," heh.

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:35:54 UTC

Hee, thanks. I try.

archon_mentha April 16 2006, 04:38:29 UTC

“Looking for your stash,” Ron said flatly. “You know. Your meds. Your anti-depressants. Life like yours, everyone knows you must be on ‘em.”

God, that's the most hysterical line - *loses it*

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:36:55 UTC

Aw, you're making me blush. Glad you enjoyed.

pushdragon April 16 2006, 04:39:14 UTC

LOVE the punchline!

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:37:19 UTC

Thanks!

gelsey April 16 2006, 04:46:22 UTC

I must say, priceless. Simply priceless. I ♥ this :)

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:39:03 UTC

Glad you liked!

hilarita April 16 2006, 07:48:43 UTC

Oh wow, thank you! That's fantastic! I love the way Harry and Ron are freaked out by Hermione and Ginny!

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:38:39 UTC

You're very welcome. I'd like to think in reality they'd be more turned-on than freaked but, eh, it was easier to do the prompt this way :P

zadcat April 16 2006, 07:51:57 UTC

Ha. Excellent!

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:39:37 UTC

Thanks ^_^

flosspyromaniac April 16 2006, 10:44:43 UTC

*Gets back on her chair*
That last line just killed me.

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:40:24 UTC

In denial until his fellow man is in need, eh? Glad you enjoyed.

gileonnen April 16 2006, 11:01:54 UTC

. . . wow, this is hilarious! A perfect punchline, and good writing all the way through. =)

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