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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

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demonqueen666 April 16 2006, 04:14:56 UTC

Recipient: hilarita
Prompt: flash-cards, anti-depressants and femmeslash, please!
Word Count: 145
Rating: PG-13

“What are you two doing?”

“Professor Lupin!” Harry looked up. “We were, well…”

“Looking for your stash,” Ron said flatly. “You know. Your meds. Your anti-depressants. Life like yours, everyone knows you must be on ‘em.”

“What?” Lupin looked at him in horror. “I am most certainly not! Why are you boys looking for anti-depressants anyway?”

“It’s…” Harry swallowed, his expression pained. “We found out what Ginny and Hermione are up to in the Astronomy Tower on Tuesday nights.”

“If I recall correctly,” Lupin began, “the two of them meet on Tuesdays so they can study.” Harry shook his head.

“They’re not studying.”

“But I always see them with flashcards…” Lupin stopped as Harry wordlessly handed him a stack of cards.

The flashcards were from a set entitled “The Advanced Sapphic Kama Sutra”. The illustrations were very…detailed.

The professor cleared his throat.

“Paxil or Prozac?”

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:41:20 UTC

Thanks! It was really hard to cut it down to something close to 100 words without it feeling too "bland"...

pre_raphaelite1 April 16 2006, 12:18:13 UTC

*giggles* Oh wow. What a brilliant want to use all the parts of the prompt! And Paxil or Prozac indeed.

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:42:24 UTC

Thank you! It came to me surprisingly easy...I guess the fandom has officially corrupted me, neh?

ariadneelda April 16 2006, 12:39:40 UTC

Hee! This is great! Perfect punch line. :D

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:45:13 UTC

Thank you ^_^

helzebel April 16 2006, 13:43:41 UTC

Gahaha! Just perfect. Lovely how you worked in the prompt elements to make something that makes a sort of sense.

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:46:07 UTC

It was disturbingly easy, actually...this fandom has finally got to me.

amanuensis1 April 16 2006, 13:50:00 UTC

*sporfles* Oh my god. Awesome.

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:47:20 UTC

You flatter me, milady, truly...especially after the bang-up job you did on mine.

hibernater April 16 2006, 15:19:12 UTC

Your stash

Oh my god, I knew there was something funny about that unflappable calm. ROTFL

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:34:27 UTC

*nods sagely* Chocolate bars, my ass.

ex_ella_bane358 April 16 2006, 15:32:21 UTC

Hee, I love how you used the prompt! :D

demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:48:24 UTC

Thank you!

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demonqueen666 April 17 2006, 04:48:44 UTC

Aw, you're too kind.

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