Summary Executions: Greatest Hits

[mctabby]

Summary Executions is still taking its post-HBP break, but this is a special burst of nostalgia to celebrate the existence of 30 batches - and the reappearance of Death-Curse.com's fiction section, now HPStories.com.

Ten summaries hand-picked from each batch, all the way back to the first one in March 2003. Enjoy! ;)

Comments

[dementedsiren]

A story told by the eyes of someone unwanted. ... Albus runs away from his heart to Paris but his heart follows him.

Okay, stop me if I'm wrong, but it seems like there are far too many body parts with minds of their own.

Animals are occasionally thrown in to add 'spunk' to the story as well.

I...I just...there's really nothing one can say to that.

Harry defeated Voldermort long ago, so why are dark marks popping up?

Probably because none of the HP characters ever use protection.

[pandarus]

Okay, stop me if I'm wrong, but it seems like there are far too many body parts with minds of their own.

::nods::

God only knows what Draco's gland has been doing that has caused him to flee it.

[sinecure]

Harry defeated Voldermort long ago, so why are dark marks popping up?

Maybe because they defeated the wrong guy? Voldermort... that's the beleagured brother of Voldemort, right?

[fernwithy]

bow-chicka-bow-bow

How could I have forgotten?

[nicefinalbeam]

I know, only the greatest thing ever, right?

[underlucius]

"Voldemort has lost his unmentionables"

You know who has lost his you know whats!!!!!

[marginaliana]

Hahahahahaha... brilliant.

[lizziesilver]

Yay, Señor Draco made it in! *revives icon*

Mmm, nostalgic crack. :)

[underlucius]

*dies*

[simmysim]

ASDFASDFDDSA;! XDXD

[ldybastet]

Señor Draco killed me!

And now you're killing me as well! Argh! *is ded*

[yahtzee63]

Us. I’ve started to call my miasma and I an ‘us’. I tried to tell myself for the longest time that she was nothing but a simple sweet cloud of delicious poison.

Wait! In all seriousness -- wasn't this an episode of the original "Star Trek"? Wasn't this guy dating a cloud, who took the human form of the older daughter on "Father Knows Best"?

...

Pop culture, it does strange things to our brains.

[jamoche]

Or is it Foul Ole Ron and Foul Ole Ron's Smell?

[finmagik]

I am dancing because of the Discworld Reference.

[bubosquared]

There was a character like that in x-Men (the comic), too, believe.

Font of useless knowledge, me!