Summary Executions: Greatest Hits

[mctabby]

Summary Executions is still taking its post-HBP break, but this is a special burst of nostalgia to celebrate the existence of 30 batches - and the reappearance of Death-Curse.com's fiction section, now HPStories.com.

Ten summaries hand-picked from each batch, all the way back to the first one in March 2003. Enjoy! ;)

Comments

[hlclark]

Ahhh, the memories!

[ellid]

This is THE all-time best:

harry goes to prostitute collage to train to become a pimp.

[catherinecookmn]

...chief instructor, Jasper Johns.

[underlucius]

*saves harry egg boxes and bits of felt*

[jillsjourney]

Heh, that was my favorite too.

[bethbethbeth]

* A Death Eater meeting. No Slash.

See, this is still one of my favorites, for the thought that you'd have to actually *tell* potential readers that a Death Eater meeting story wasn't going to turn into a Big Gay Orgy.

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"And now, my loyal Death Eaters..."

Draco twitched with anticpation under his new robes and mask. This had to be the part he'd been waiting for - the very thing that made him take the Dark Mark in the first place.

"...if you will all separate into groups of four..."

Oh yes! This was it! Draco could barely control his excitement, as he took a step to the left, where three tall. lean Death Eaters already stood. There was no way to no for sure, but he hoped one of them was Professor Snape

[catherinecookmn]

*snort*

[bethbethbeth]

Heh. Mind you, if I had spelled "know" the right way, I'd have been happier. *g*

Fie on not being able to edit comments!

[underlucius]

ROFLS! Random Death Eater One and Two are ripping up their membership cards as we speak...

Ahhh, the return of the wereflamingoe!

[ashfae]

PERPOSTERICE

*cracks up*

What can a young Harry Potter do, when his family bathes in the light while he showers in darkness?

Change his daily cleaning rituals!

On the battleground, they stand, awaiting the dance fever to overtake them.

Damn it, this happens every Saturday night...

Sirius Black had never seen a head of hair quite as unique as James Potter’s. It vaguely reminded him of the time when he’d accidentally run his mother’s cat, Sooty, through the tumble-dryer when he was seven.

I still say this is a great summary. ;)

Re: Ahhh, the return of the wereflamingoe!

[vulgarweed]

What can a young Harry Potter do, when his family bathes in the light while he showers in darkness?

Insert Gryffindor lightbulb joke here.

Re: Ahhh, the return of the wereflamingoe!

[amelia_eve]

I agree about the hair summary -- it's actually literate and apt.

But I can't help thinking that on the night of the full moon, the wereflamngoe must look like one of those art deco graphics, perhaps with a few palm fronds framing the image.

*quietly giggling*

[naniris]

On the battleground, they stand, awaiting the dance fever to overtake them.

Damn it, this happens every Saturday night...

You made me snort loudly in the library. Damn you, damn you to kittens.

[manic1066]

Rated R for abstract sex

I have no idea how I missed this one before! I must have been in an alternative reality, having abstract sex with a semi-realistic figure.

[catherinecookmn]

It involves hot Jackson Pollock/Alexander Calder slash!

[manic1066]

With squiggles

Slytherincess wrote abstract sex for that one

[mctabby]

It's here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/mctabby/85398.html?thread=889750#t889750