For some weak ass reason this link is pretty broke. Either way it was cool to be reminded of Salute Your Shorts, because that show was great.


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I apologize for not writing on here more, since I am probably THE COOLEST person you all know. This is going to be off my usual writing pattern. Normally, I don't discuss the occurences in my life, rather my thoughts on them. Without further ado ( Read more... )

Been wanting to update this, but I like also dont at the same time due to the utter dullness that is my everyday being. So without further ado... a copied personal checklist of fun!

(x) been drunk <--- laff
(x) smoked pot <-- once ( Read more... )

As of late I have had the deer looking into headlights feeling. I know what I should do at the time, but I don't move. I don't know why I just stand infront of this oncoming truck, but it isn't something is holding me in place, rather nothing is pushing me to move. I really have no motivation to do anything with myself. I hate this obligation ( Read more... )

I was walking home from CL50 and this "mentally handicapped" gentlemen was standing on a pile of snow. This pile had a larger mound on top of it and he was poking it with a stick. I found this immensely humorous and if I have to explain why, you wouldn't get it anyway.

Week in review...

Monday - car towed

Tues - Chem exam ... similarities to a proctology exam, I got bent over

Wed - Calc exam.... see Tues

Thurs - No sleep from night before, 7:30 chem lab, all down hill from there

Fri - Similar to Thurs start... Minus $110 to get my car from assramming JR Enterprises

WOOP WOOP BRING ON THE NEXT WEEK

My roommate got a box full of crap from his mom. So now we have some carpet in our room and a new poster of a mysteriously barely-clothed woman on a beach holding a guiness draft. Out of the kindness of his heart, Andrew gave me some strawberry-flavored condoms. But he is cheap piece of trash and took them back and gave me banana instead. Oh ( Read more... )

Chem116 is going to suck a nut. I honestly think this girl in my group bubbled in B I T C H on the scantron sheet.

In a a thrilling new game

Guess the TAs home country!

Chem - Herberto Hernandez
Calc - Valeriy Brytik (This is a guy)
Physics - I dont know yet, but I am going to guess India.

BEHOLD THE GLORY, FOR TODAY, I HAVE FILLED MY SUBWAY STAMP CARD!

AND TOMORROW, I FEAST LIKE A KIND KING


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