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[mclovinit]

Guys, guys, guys! I just realized something. I didn't get seasick! I am so proud of me, guys. ydek.

Hey! Did you know that Sir Thomas Hardy's middle name was Masterman? That's because he was the master. And it sounds like masturbates! He probably did that a lot. You get bored at sea. I did it a lot when I was on the cruise.

Comments

[getoffmybridge]

What the fuck???

[mclovinit]

What, man?

[getoffmybridge]

Don't want to even think about you jacking off. That's just fucked up.

[mclovinit]

Why are you thinking about me jacking off? That is so sick.

[wearingshirts]

Oh my God EW DO NOT WANT ABORT.

[mclovinit]

What? No! I'm not going to give myself blueballs!

[wearingshirts]

DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER

[tookeen]

BUT DID YOU PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD

[mclovinit]

Yeah!

[tookeen]

OH

GOOD

Did you get me one of those AWESOME SAILOR HATS?

[mclovinit]

THEY HAD SAILOR HATS?

[lepetitrouge]

ydek?

Nonetheless WELL DONE SIR. And who is Thomas Hardy? Do I need to know this for the final?

[mclovinit]

You don't even know. You don't even know.

He was in the Battle of Trafalgar! Horatio Nelson told him to kiss him before he died and that's really gay, but he was still hardcore.

[lepetitrouge]

[mclovinit]

Big naval battle! Ships and cannons! It was EPIC.

[froggerd]

Did you get cabin fever, dude?

[mclovinit]

Naw, man. Jerking off staved it off for me!

[froggerd]

That does it every time.

[mclovinit]

Yeah it's like a miracle cure or something.