ALSO, I AM SADDENED BY YOUR LACK OF LANCELOT LOVE. YOU NEED TO READ ONCE AND FUTURE KING ASAP, BB!
HE'S ALL - OH I LOVE ARTHUR BUT WHAT, GWEN IS PRETTY AND NICE TO ME. ALSO A GIRL. OH NO, I HAVE BEEN SEDUCED BY SOME WOMAN I MOST ROMANTICALLY SAVED THE LIFE OF. I WILL NOW HATE HER. GUINEVERE, WHY SO MARRIED TO ARTHUR, THE MAN I LOVE AND DEVOTE MY LIFE TOO?
LANCELOT IS THE ORIGINAL HARD WORKING FRENCH ESCORT MENTIONED IN THAT DRP SEXTRA. UNLESS IN THIS BOOK HE TURNS OUT TO BE LIKE, THE WORLDS MOST FLAMBOYANT QUEER AND EVERYBODIES GAY BEST FRIEND, I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DISLIKE HIM.
HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE ORIGINAL STORY. HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
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PRINCESS BRIDE FTW. ALL THINGS WOULD BE BETTER WITH MORE PRINCESS BRIDE.
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HE'S ALL - OH I LOVE ARTHUR BUT WHAT, GWEN IS PRETTY AND NICE TO ME. ALSO A GIRL. OH NO, I HAVE BEEN SEDUCED BY SOME WOMAN I MOST ROMANTICALLY SAVED THE LIFE OF. I WILL NOW HATE HER. GUINEVERE, WHY SO MARRIED TO ARTHUR, THE MAN I LOVE AND DEVOTE MY LIFE TOO?
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HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE ORIGINAL STORY. HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
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THIS IS YOUR OFFICIAL FANCLUB SPEAKING.
YOU ROCK.
THAT IS ALL.
P.S.
LOVE KISSES LOVE KISSES HUG LOVE KISSES HUG HUG HUG
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GODDAMN FUCKING FRENCH ADDITIONS TO THE PERFECTLY FINE WELSH LEGENDS
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YOU!♥
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