maycation day 2:

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fly girls
i lived in a black neighborhood when i was a kid, during the height of in living color and new jack swing. needless to say, i wanted to be a fly girl so bad it hurt. i love dancing, and even though my moves are pretty weak, i still dream of being a fly girl.

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so carlos left for tour this morning and we all know that that means:

MAYCATION
(or 10 solid days of guilty pleasures)

today's itinerary featured:


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nobody on facebook understands how great this shit is, so i'm going to show it to you:


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A week or two ago Carlos and I were enjoying a week of bear-themed Simpsons episodes thanks to the "bear fair" at the Oregon Zoo. I didn't really know what the bear fair was but I knew I really wanted to be there. Turns out the bear fair was for children and on a Saturday (both dealbreakers), but we both didn't have anything to do yesterday so we ( Read more... )

So I claim i'm back and then disappear for another month. That's because I forgot moving is HARD and also NOT FUN. We took all month and were working to the very last day. We haven't finished unpacking but Saturday we bought a lawnmower and clippers so at least we don't have insane people yard anymore ( Read more... )

we have keys to the house but we also have a whole damn month to move so there's still nothing in it. carlos and i went over to clean last night and it's pretty gnarly. the paint is wearing off and it's really ugly so i washed the walls, but that didn't do much:


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so let's talk about how i did my taxes on saturday and was rendered a crushing blow in that due to an incorrect w4 i owe the government hundos of dollars. GREAT! my attitude about it now is: whatever and who cares. i lived large the past year but i already was in cahoots to make a change that would require massive domesticity, which is something i ( Read more... )

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so i'm at work the other day, working hard, and a box shows up not for the store but for me! this is my dream because all day i open boxes with the store's name on them. also good because i've been feeling crappy and uncool and all my winter eating is starting to catch up to me. it takes me a second to realize that i haven't done any more drunk ( Read more... )

i actively tried for months to not listen to MGMT because sometimes i try hard to not like things that are popular. whenever i'm waiting at the bus stop in front of american apparel, felling guilty pleasure for the giant bag of new clothes in my hand, and their poster is staring at me from the record store across the street it sends these really ( Read more... )