Comments | mayoniac: [The First Bottle]

mayoniac

[The First Bottle]

Apr 05, 2009 09:15

Aa, aah. My only day off and I waste my time on the internet. Why am I even doing this?

Hijikata Toshirou. Shinsengumi Vice Captain. Piss me off and I'll cut you up.

( Ah, here. Thought I'd share this. )

mayonnaise on ginger, what are tags for anyway, yamazaki i'll kill you, mario-san?, mayonnaise on lettuce, yamazaki i'll lope your head off, ahh mayonnaise, mayonnaise on tea, yamazaki i'll break that fucking racquet, mayonnaise on crackers, smoookes, there are terrorists here, just die, mayonnaise on rice, mayonnaise on ice-cream, what are you doing with that sougo, fuck off yorozuya, fuck offff yorozuya, mayonnaise on wasabi, mayonnaise on noodles, shut the hell up, mayonnaise on bread, still crying, goddammit sougo, mayonnaise on mayonnaise, need a smoke, mayonnaise on smokes, i know it isn't a fandom post, mayonnaise on fruits, yamazaki i'll step on you, stupid natural perms, stop sleeping on the job, mayonnaise on chicken

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staleflutter April 5 2009, 01:53:05 UTC

So you have time to go watch movies?

mayoniac April 5 2009, 02:06:51 UTC

Don't worry, we're spending the most of it trying to catch you.

staleflutter April 5 2009, 02:12:56 UTC

It's not just me alone, though, is it?

mayoniac April 5 2009, 02:46:51 UTC

You're the biggest threat at the moment. Don't feel flattered.

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itsamekatsuo April 5 2009, 02:47:17 UTC

Why have you summoned me, Toto-chan.

Have you completed your potty training.

mayoniac April 5 2009, 03:11:00 UTC

Ah. I forgot about it.

itsamekatsuo April 5 2009, 03:37:57 UTC

Do you take plumbing so lightly, Toto-chan.

mayoniac April 5 2009, 03:52:44 UTC

Of course not!

I will get on it right away.

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gantaied April 5 2009, 03:08:47 UTC

Might learn what?

mayoniac April 5 2009, 03:15:16 UTC

I don't want to say.

gantaied April 5 2009, 03:26:01 UTC

Why?

mayoniac April 5 2009, 03:37:12 UTC

Ah. It's embarrassing.

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chintama April 5 2009, 03:20:25 UTC

( ... )

mayoniac April 5 2009, 03:28:49 UTC

Is there some kind of subliminal message behind what you're showing me?

cakefesta April 5 2009, 03:25:02 UTC

What following? Take a good look at me. Do I really look like the type that follows the crowd, huh? Do I really look like the type that would conform and do something that greasy-haired mayora would do? In fact, I don't even like this journal thing anymore. I don't want anything more to do with it. Ever hear about when children like something until their parents like it? Well, the same holds true to you, except when you start liking something everyone else stops liking it, regardless of whether they're a parent or child! That's what mayonnaise does to this society, oi.

pattan April 5 2009, 03:28:26 UTC

WHAT DOES MAYONNAISE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

cakefesta April 5 2009, 04:12:20 UTC

What, do you want greasy hair too? Your glasses will slide right off your oily skin and then what?

pattan April 5 2009, 04:14:35 UTC

I'M NOT THE ONE GUZZLING DOWN MAYONNAISE!

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