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mayoniac

[The First Bottle]

Apr 05, 2009 09:15

Aa, aah. My only day off and I waste my time on the internet. Why am I even doing this?

Hijikata Toshirou. Shinsengumi Vice Captain. Piss me off and I'll cut you up.

( Ah, here. Thought I'd share this. )

mayonnaise on ginger, what are tags for anyway, yamazaki i'll kill you, mario-san?, mayonnaise on lettuce, yamazaki i'll lope your head off, ahh mayonnaise, mayonnaise on tea, yamazaki i'll break that fucking racquet, mayonnaise on crackers, smoookes, there are terrorists here, just die, mayonnaise on rice, mayonnaise on ice-cream, what are you doing with that sougo, fuck off yorozuya, fuck offff yorozuya, mayonnaise on wasabi, mayonnaise on noodles, shut the hell up, mayonnaise on bread, still crying, goddammit sougo, mayonnaise on mayonnaise, need a smoke, mayonnaise on smokes, i know it isn't a fandom post, mayonnaise on fruits, yamazaki i'll step on you, stupid natural perms, stop sleeping on the job, mayonnaise on chicken

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itsamekatsuo April 5 2009, 02:47:17 UTC

Why have you summoned me, Toto-chan.

Have you completed your potty training.

mayoniac April 5 2009, 03:11:00 UTC

Ah. I forgot about it.

itsamekatsuo April 5 2009, 03:37:57 UTC

Do you take plumbing so lightly, Toto-chan.

mayoniac April 5 2009, 03:52:44 UTC

Of course not!

I will get on it right away.

itsamekatsuo April 5 2009, 04:01:49 UTC

Dance, Shisengumi dog, dance.

mayoniac April 5 2009, 04:05:13 UTC

... When you say that, you sound a little like

Katsura.

itsamekatsuo April 5 2009, 04:09:32 UTC

What-a do-a you-a mean-a, itsa me.

mayoniac April 5 2009, 04:33:51 UTC

Of course. How could I ever doubt you.

itsamekatsuo April 5 2009, 04:50:21 UTC

And Mario said unto thee, put your hand down a dirty u-bend and get it stuck there. For that is the true test of manhood.

mayoniac April 5 2009, 04:59:21 UTC

Must it really be stuck?

itsamekatsuo April 5 2009, 06:13:51 UTC

Yes.

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