Dear Chatty Cathy,

I don't know who you're talking about or what your talking about them too... but if I hear the phrase "You know what I mean?" one more time... I will expl- ya said it again. *Mutters.* Every other SENTANCE out of your mouth. How can anyone know what you mean if all you ever say is "You know what I mean?"

*Shaddups.*

8^S

Ok... first off: Eggsalad should never crunch. *Twitch.* I'm not sure what I just swallowed but it sure as hell wasn't eggsalad as we know it... not sure what's up in the TDL cafeteria today.

Second...( This is the part where I complain about being shoved ass over teakettle at the end of the lifeboat scean last night. Skip if you're not in the mood for complaining. )

Some moron in my building last night decided 1am was a good time to practice the electric guitar... I mean, clearly, from what I could hear... he (or she) NEEDS PRACTICE, but that's not to the time to be doing it cause yeah... I need to be sleeping then ( Read more... )

Remember The Day of the Doorknobs? (If you don't... I suggest you read it before moving onward ( Read more... )

Dear Chatty Cathy and Friends,

Can we please maybe NOT speculate on the posibility that the bird flu has arrived in the capital region next to the desk of the intern who's trying to stay awake with the cold that's trying to wear her down. It's not encouraging.

Thank you.

8^S

The Queen of Personal Calls... hereby dubbed "Chatty Cathy" is at it again... I'll not bore you with the grusome details... but I hope you'll find this amusing. As she's expounding so nice and loudly on the phone to her freind or relitive or whatever about her troubles... she says the following "I'm so glad I can talk to you about this. You're the ( Read more... )

I do belive, any moment now I'm going to just storm over to the lady on the edje of the cubicle feild. It's one thing to be noisy about a sales call... enthusiasim and all that... but, does she HAVE to be so LOUD about a PERSONAL call? I don't want to hear the stories about her aunt and her sister and how her mother "just snatched it out of [her] ( Read more... )

If a Fake Tree, Gets Knocked Over in the Fake Jungle in the TeleSales Cubicle Fleet, while no one's around to hear it, because everyone's in San Deigo at the National Sales Meeting... Does Anyone Care?

8^)

Wonder where I’ve been ( Read more... )

Sick as a Dog am I, Am I, oh Sick as a Dog am I ( Read more... )