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sanctusdei in mayfield_logs

HOMECOMING! where i post with Theo since he's not coming.

Oct 14, 2011 15:44

Who: Everyone who feels like it!
When: Friday, Oct. 14, starting at 7PM
Where: Mayfield Rec Center. Let the drones have their party at the school.
What: A grand American tradition, Mayfield homecoming!
Warnings: Underage drinking. Pranks a-plenty. Spiked punch x1000. Also the Major is coming.

( Mayfield loves to play fancy dress-up! )

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ELSEWHERE IN AND AROUND THE REC CENTER... sanctusdei October 14 2011, 19:55:23 UTC

pants_yourmove October 14 2011, 20:54:13 UTC

[[Aaron, after getting intoxicated and deciding he's embarassed himself enough for one night, sneaks off to find an out of sight place.

He wants to turn into the coyote, his little escape from reality, for a while.

But first, he has to strip.]]

a_gentle_boy October 14 2011, 22:55:57 UTC

[Lucas specializes in materializing in out of sight places when awkward things happen, which is defined precisely as whenever anyone asks him to dance. He'll vanish into an alcove when he hears someone coming.

Oh hey, it was Aaron. Well, that was alright then, he'll just --

...
...
...]

W-Wait, hold on, don't take those off yet!

pants_yourmove October 15 2011, 04:46:04 UTC

[[Pants unbuckled, about to tug them down.]]

Uh... uh... uh... uh...

This is not what it looks like.

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LIGHTS OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR strike_you_out October 14 2011, 22:00:50 UTC

[Roughly midway through the dance, the music suddenly goes dead and the room is plunged into total darkness. Several seconds pass and still the power outage has not been resolved. To make matters worse, some may feel cold water raining down upon their heads.

From the balcony above, two juvenile delinquents---a fat one wearing a devil mask and a skinny one in a cat mask---are tossing water balloons onto the unsuspecting crowd below and pumping out jets of water from their homemade water pistols. Obnoxious terror will rain down for the several minutes it takes them to run out of ammo or until the power is fixed, at which point they will flee toward the nearest exit.]

ironicjournal October 14 2011, 22:49:18 UTC

[ Ninja-style attack on the teen dance, fucking knew this would happen.

And Bro without his sword or flash-step means yeah you guys are mostly on your own in this horrendous massacre of the dry-clean-only family. Black as pitch up in here and all. ]

Well, shit.

deaths_heritor October 14 2011, 22:53:05 UTC

[The nearest exit is so close! They can see the light! ...Wait, it's nighttime they can see the somewhat less dark darkness! Here it comes! 5... 4... 3... 2... do they make it!?

YES THEY DO GOOD FOR THEM GREAT SUCCESS ACCOLADES FOR ALL... uh, all ...three... of them?]

Eh-hem.

godisachild October 15 2011, 03:35:57 UTC

[Well, this was a bust, and the fatter boy's shoulders just slump.]

Oh. Of course.

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SOMEBODY SPIKED THE PUNCH chastesaw October 15 2011, 16:51:53 UTC

*So, this is a pretty good shindig, sudden ambushes from above aside. But at all teenage soirees, it is inevitable that somebody - or possibly multiple somebodies all acting independently of each other - will slip a little summin'-summin' into the fruity concoction otherwise known as punch.

Homecoming can only go downhill from here. Or possibly uphill. There will be a hill involved, either way.

Does this punch taste strange to you?*

chastesaw October 15 2011, 16:53:49 UTC

*Kanaya isn't sure what it is, but suddenly everything at this dance seems infinitely more entertaining.

And she is giggling at things that really are not giggle-worthy. Honestly.*

grimmdark October 15 2011, 21:31:21 UTC

[Suddenly Kanaya is acting weird. What the hell.]

Did I miss a joke somewhere?

[She's going to smile softly though, since she doesn't want to ruin the mood.]

chastesaw October 16 2011, 04:57:39 UTC

Yes! You missed all the jokes, Rose Lalonde.

Actually, I feel like everything is a joke. Intended or not.

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FLYING WHILE STONED: BEST IDEA OR **BEST IDEA** putmeinstitches October 15 2011, 21:27:50 UTC

[Loki, all innocent naivete, has partaken of the sopor pie.

That means he's mentally a lot further gone than he thinks he is. His alcohol tolerance is fine, but he's quite simply never had sopor before.

That means he's staring wide-eyed at the crowd of dancers, the music pounding in his head. It's all so...so...he can't describe it. Not really. The words are there, but they won't come.

....however, if you have the misfortune to approach him? He will insult you most soundly. It's not out of any kind of viciousness, though -- in fact, it's more like he's laughing at you.]