HOMECOMING! where i post with Theo since he's not coming.

[sanctusdei]

Who: Everyone who feels like it!
When: Friday, Oct. 14, starting at 7PM
Where: Mayfield Rec Center. Let the drones have their party at the school.
What: A grand American tradition, Mayfield homecoming!
Warnings: Underage drinking. Pranks a-plenty. Spiked punch x1000. Also the Major is coming.

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LIGHTS OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR

[strike_you_out]

[Roughly midway through the dance, the music suddenly goes dead and the room is plunged into total darkness. Several seconds pass and still the power outage has not been resolved. To make matters worse, some may feel cold water raining down upon their heads.

From the balcony above, two juvenile delinquents---a fat one wearing a devil mask and a skinny one in a cat mask---are tossing water balloons onto the unsuspecting crowd below and pumping out jets of water from their homemade water pistols. Obnoxious terror will rain down for the several minutes it takes them to run out of ammo or until the power is fixed, at which point they will flee toward the nearest exit.]

[ironicjournal]

[ Ninja-style attack on the teen dance, fucking knew this would happen.

And Bro without his sword or flash-step means yeah you guys are mostly on your own in this horrendous massacre of the dry-clean-only family. Black as pitch up in here and all. ]

Well, shit.

[deaths_heritor]

[The nearest exit is so close! They can see the light! ...Wait, it's nighttime they can see the somewhat less dark darkness! Here it comes! 5... 4... 3... 2... do they make it!?

YES THEY DO GOOD FOR THEM GREAT SUCCESS ACCOLADES FOR ALL... uh, all ...three... of them?]

Eh-hem.

[godisachild]

[Well, this was a bust, and the fatter boy's shoulders just slump.]

Oh. Of course.

[strike_you_out]

[Knowing Susan is no doubt aware of their identities, Slugger doesn't bother removing his mask. Instead he points to Pokey.]

His idea.

[Remember that, Pokey? Yeah, how do you like it?]

[deaths_heritor]

I distinctly recall having this same conversation five months ago. What was the conclusion we came to, then?

[godisachild]

[Bastard. Pokey punches the other boy on the shoulder as he answers Susan.]

Dunno about the consensus, but I came to the conclusion the way we'd done it could've been cooler.

[strike_you_out]

[He pulls off his mask now to reveal a grin. Pokey was right, after all.]

It panned out well.

[deaths_heritor]

I think my conclusion involved a birch switch, but that's apparently frowned upon nowadays.

Go turn the lights back on.

[godisachild]

[Pokey just shrugs. He'll keep his mask on, not because it's protecting his identity but, hey. He likes masks.]

Yeah, sure, whatever. I got what I wanted.

[He's oddly aggreable to do something he's asked for once.]

[strike_you_out]

We all did. Right, Miss Susan~? [Slugger grins anew at her.] You hate dances.

[deaths_heritor]

[Why does he know her so well. Susan doesn't look embarrassed in the slightest.]

...All I'll say to that is, perhaps you should aim for the musical equipment next time.

Go turn the lights back on.

[godisachild]

[Well, that's all there is to say about it, as far as Pokey's concerned. He'll just smirk a bit.]

Who doesn't hate dances?

[Before starting to head off to turn the lights back on.]

[strike_you_out]

[In no real hurry, Slugger turns to follow and slips the mask back over his face. If no one's figured out a way of fixing the problem by the time he and Pokey get back, then they will have deserved to be in the dark this whole time, anyway.]

Weirdos. And Pinkie.

[Perhaps if they go easily, they will avoid further punishment from Susan?]

[deaths_heritor]

[Pinkie isn't a weirdo? Susan will continue to stand with arms crossed by the door for some time, but they won't be seeing her again that night.]

[doublerinbow]

[Rin just got nailed. Her shriek probably broke some glass.]