Who: Edward Nigma and the Soon-To-Be LEGION OF DOOM
When: Sunday, February 27th, 195X, 9:00 PM
Where: The Basement of 726 Anderson Lane
What: A meeting of villainous intent. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Warnings: Maniacal laughter, possible mustache twirling and fist-clenching. Possible cursing, as in "CURSE YOUUUUUUUUU!"
It had taken Edward some time to tidy up, but after bringing down some chairs and arranging them in a large circle, he felt content. Of course, he knew this place was a pitiful excuse for a lair, and by no means did he intend to hold future meetings in his own basement. Still, Susan was out of the house and both Slugger and Terezi had retired to their rooms after dinner. The Riddler checked his pocketwatch. The hour was drawing nearer and nearer.
As his guests trickled in, he greeted each one at the door, ushering them downstairs to the basement. They were, of course, free to help themselves to any refreshments in their kitchen. White wine, red wine, etc.
When everyone had been called down to the basement and sat in their chairs, Edward figured it was time to get things started.
"Well, gentlemen... let's get started, shall we?"