Ways not to win a Date with Kate

[mayela_delarue]

Now, if I'd only been asked this once, I wouldn't find it such a STUPID Question. But I have been asked a number of times and maybe someone out there in internet land can give me an explanation

Comments

[celsa]

Hooboy - that guy you blocked sounds like the kind of idiot I hunt for on the rare occasion that I'm bored, irritated and full-of-flu-medication enough to go to yahoo chat. Now that is a scary place!

It weirds me out that there are men out there who give all outward appearances of sincerely believing that attractive women sit around in their lingerie all day, getting their hair and makeup right just an waiting... just waiting for some horny, illiterate misogynist to send them an IM that starts with "A/S/L", proceeds to "What is your cup size?" then promptly to "U GOT CAM?"

Further, there are some guys who seem to think that it is perfectly natural to expect that a woman will drive a considerable distance in the middle of the night to the home of a stranger to perform sex acts on him just because he wants her to. I mean... you have got to be kidding. Has any woman in the history of the internet ever done that

[villana]

"infect them with the gay"

Oh god! I have tears in my eyes! That's so true!

It's also why I haven't been in a chat room since about 2000!!

[shenya]

how about:
Oh I'm not really, I just don't like my husbands to know about each other.

[mayela_delarue]

WIN!
I <3 it

[raven_]

People are freaaaaaaaaaaky.

*loves you*

[mayela_delarue]

Yes indeed they are... but isn't it funny?
And a freak shared is twice as funny O:)

[raven_]

Oh, I agree. It's hilarious.

[villana]

What about:

"It's the only way to protect my secret identity."

[omnot]

"Once I've wrung every drop of hope, confidence and self respect from a man he's no fun any more, so every few months I have to look for someone new to date."