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[maybe_michelle]

so i guess Mitch Hedberg died.

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[darbydarbydarby]

comedy is dead

[darbydarbydarby]

or just make all the unwanted fetuses grow up to be suicide bombers. that'll show the middle east.

[sangaman2005]

damn sand niggers, we'll show them what america truly stands for. remember 9-11.

[darbydarbydarby]

word. we should send their sandy, desert countries to a watery grave. kind of like lacey peterson....

[sangaman2005]

omgz like lol, and like with her fetus too!

[darbydarbydarby]

i wonder if affirmitive action applies to blue people too. if so, its really a shame that that baby didnt live, cause it couldve gone to an ivy, man.

[sangaman2005]

true, we could've used another sexist at harvard. women just don't know their place. bitches.

[darbydarbydarby]

you mean their place in the kitchen? among the vegetables? like the late terry schiavo (who was also a woman)?

[sangaman2005]

what's a kitchen?

[darbydarbydarby]

haha. we may make fun of deanna, but she isn't the truly brain-dead. for example, she can survive without a feeding tube...

[sangaman2005]

that's true. she's a republican, so that means she would want to keep herself alive, even if she didn't want to.

[darbydarbydarby]

when it comes to republicanism, i say re-elect reagan. he may be dead, but nobody's perfect.

[sangaman2005]

hmmm, reagan... dead president? he'd be just as good as when he was alive, and even better looking

[darbydarbydarby]

wait..... dude.... its so obvious.... MITCH HEDBERG FOR PRESIDENT 2008.

[sangaman2005]

holy shit, that's so good. we should freeze him, you know how many women would like to fuck dead politicians?

[darbydarbydarby]

you know, i somehow dont feel like mitch hedberg got a lot of women while he was alive. im not sure why i have that feeling. i mean he is clearly the man. er, was.