48. 5 lessons Hikaru taught Ryutaro (HSJ-thon)
Title: 48. 5 lessons Hikaru taught Ryutaro
Pairing: Yamajima + Daiky (LOL Daiki x Pocky) + Hikato
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. Hikaru teaches Ryutaro how to deal with JUMP members + a few more.
Notes: My 3rd attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! D: I think I STILL fail. So ( Read more... )
Pairing: Yamajima + Daiky (LOL Daiki x Pocky) + Hikato
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. Hikaru teaches Ryutaro how to deal with JUMP members + a few more.
Notes: My 3rd attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! D: I think I STILL fail. So ( Read more... )
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YOU TOTALLY USED ALL 3 THAT I'VE DONE SO FAR!!!! X___X *DIES* I LOVE YOU!!! YOU MADE ME SO HAPPY!!! *TEARS AND HUGS YOU* I'M PRACTICALLY HONORED!!!
I would totally quote but I would be quoting like everything here. O.O;;; *LIMITS SELF*
NOW, they had to suffer every second of moment when Chinen has a stolen laptop in hand.
LMAO AT CHINEN'S INCOHERENCY WITH FLAILING OVER THE PV! BECAUSE YUTO TAUGHT HIM THE INTERNET WITH THAT STOLEN LAPTOP!!! XDDDDDDDDD
Though, it was even more disturbing when he watched Inoo attempted to flutter his eyelashes, smiling shyly, tucking his hair behind his ear.
AND INOO READING THE BOOK ON HOW TO FLIRT!!! LMAO!!! *ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING* XDDDDDD Ryutaro just got creeped out huh? XDDD *CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE INOO AS A GIRL AND DOING ALL OF THAT* XDDD
"Just close your eyes, and cover your ears, and BEST will lead you out," Hikaru explained as he swished his hand over Ryutaro's eyeslids, ( ... )
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:D As a small omitted bit, supposedly JUMP were all going, 'What kind of idiot would teach Chinen how to use the internet?!' and Yuto simply kept quiet, before pouncing on Yamada. Though, I like Yamajima if it was NOT that adult-ish.
XD Yeah! Ryutaro was ALMOST scarred. But Daiky seemed to scare him more. BUT I ALSO WANTED INOO TO DO SOMETHING CREEPY. But I think I'm the one who's scarred here! O_O;;
:| I was thinking hard of what to do, and the Ultimate Weapon was actually supposed to be used there, but I decided to put in a simple solution instead. Where Hikaru didn't cause any insanity.
:P I think the Daiky OTP was just a crack I had after reading one of the HSJ-thon fanfics. :( Sorry. But Daiky will make an appearance ONCE MORE! Probably.XD I have this image that Hikaru is actually smart ( ... )
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WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! CHINEN AND HIS OHNO-KUN!!!! THAT WAS TOTALLY FROM JEN'S FIC!!!!!1 XDDDDDDD OMG INOO!!! STOP CORRUPTING RYUTARO HERE!!!!! *smacks him* Geez Chinen, so easily manipulated when it comes to Ohno...
Hikaru is hanging around Yabu too much...XDDDD That's totally what Yabu would do!!!!
OMG!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO WROTE DAIKY!!! ALTHOUGH I HAD NO IDEA I MADE DAIKY WHEN I FIRST WROTE IT!!!!!! LOVED THE SENSEI WA ERAI REFERENCE!!!!! RYTUARO NEEDS TO GET IN A DRAMA ASAP!!!!!! Poor Arioka...getting made fun of for his height and pfft...lack of abs. XDDDDDDD NUUUUUUU!!!!! DON'T BREAK UP DAIKY!!!!!!!! NUUUUUU!!!!!! *scribbles*
STALKER HIKARU STALKER HIKARU!!!!!!! Yes indeed, you cannot trust Hikaru's English. Pfft, HIkaru's still on Sister Jessica. XDDDDD
OMFG...the last one...YABUMAMA!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD Ryutaro and his desu yo...poor kid...how long will it haunt him...
"Takaki just asked me if I like a 'threesome', but what's a 'threesome'?"WHO SAID THAT TO HIM?!!? WHO WHO?!?! *gets ( ... )
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XD YUP, I'm using references to other fanfictions! D: Ryutaro was scarred to life watching Inoo. :D Chinen is, isn't he?< So am I before. *DIES*
:x Yabu manipulated BEST into thinking that's what they HAVE TO DO. So Hikaru was very much thinking of SuperBEST.
XD YAAAAY DAIKY FTW. I think so too. D: Even Shintaro has more dramas than him! Hehehe, Daiki~ :D Nah, that break-up is temporary. They'll get back together someday.
Hikaru stalks a lot. Like Chinen! OMG, are Sagittarius stalkers?! But I'm a Sag too, and I do tend to stalk people. HAHAHA. Hikaru's English O_O;;
YAY YABU TO SAVE HIM! D: No idea. But I think that'll be the last time I use that. Because I feel uber bad.Well, actually, Hikaru told Ryutaro, but then when Ryutaro asked what it meant, Hikaru simply said that it was a code between the BEST members, and that he could only say it when using the Ultimate Weapon. So, either way, Ryutaro isn't corrupted yet. :D Don't worry. Making Ryutaro corrupted is ( ... )
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Ryutaro's been scarred quite a bit already...
Yabu is so manipulative...XDD
Oh seriously? O.o;; I know Shintaro was in that baseball drama with Yuma...Battery or something? That's the only one that I know for Shintaro...Ari-chan's in Sensei wa Erai...and he's going to be in Scrap Teacher...CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT!!! I LOVED HIM IN SENSEI!!!!! XDDDDDD Oh goody!! THEY'LL BE BACK!!!!
OMG!!! THE TRADEMARK FOR SAGITTARIUS!!!!! Wonder what the trademark is for Taurus...? Violence?
Yabumama and his baby...pfft. Who started that one anyway? XDDD Nat?pumpthevolume It took me a while to understand Ryutaro and the desu yo jokes. XDD
Aw~XDDD Scheming Hikaru...YES RYUTARO HASN'T BEEN CORRUPTED YET!!!!!!! I didn't know what threesome's were until about a month ago. XDD At first I thought it was another word for 'triangles' XDDDD Where is the HQ for this organization? I would like to join.
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XD YEAH. hssjjjjshhhfhhj I want to huggle him to death.
D: YEAH, but Hikaru is more manipulative for having all those ideas in his mind. He can easily avoid anything if he wanted to.
LOL, yeah. @_@ But I don't remember about his other doramas, if he had any. LOL, yeah. gshdhhd SCRAP TEACHER? Who's back?
sdhshjjsj My interests are like Ohno's, but what I do often is like Chinen. Though, I'm dumb like Hikaru. OMG THATS NOT GOOD. NAW. I DON'T KNOW. LET'S LOOK AT YOU AND YAMA-CHAN.
HAHAHA, yeah. @_@ I don't know. Lol.
Hikaru schemes a lot, though he gets into trouble a lot. *talking about cats and bathrooms* XD When I heard threesome, the first thing I thought of was a group of three people. I don't know. D: Maybe I should make a community or something.
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How did HikaTo winn??
Ohh, and OMG. <33
This was Luff. :D
Arigatouu~~.
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XD I'm glad you read it?
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I completely dont get it.
You should be Glad. >:D
Im playingg, i was just strolling around and came to this. :]
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:x Then I AM glad! Hahaha!
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TRANSLATION: This was absolutely HiLARiOUS!! ROFL!! I love Hikaru's lessons! And NO, this was not horrible writing, because all of the lessons were complete genius and fool-proff. I don't know why people think my Hikaru is an idiot. He just perceives things differently--like this. XDD
Ryutaro watched as Chinen flailed for the nth time while watching Arashi's Truth PV.
Aww.. Chinen flailing over Ohno is super adorable. It also reminds me of HSJ's first Utaban interview and how Chinen giggled over stating, "I like Ohno-kun," but Nakai-san was not amused. hahaha
Hikaru went to Daiki. "Oh, you're eating Pocky again?" Daiki nodded his head as he gave Hikaru a happy grin. "Ah, I guess that's why you lack of abs."
LMAO. Poor Daiki and his lack of abs and height. It's alright, Dai-chan, the rest of HSJ are there to comfort you.
Hikaru spied watched as Keito left their dressing room to answer his phone.
"YES! Hikato wins this round, Sister Jessica!" he punched his fist into the air. Kyaaa~ Hikato is an ( ... )
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:) Well, the flailing Chinen part was actually a part of another user (chibilover14)'s fanfiction of the HSJ-thon. :D I mentioned almost all her fanfictions in this. As well as another user's one. (Yeah, that's my style. To link to other fanfictions. D'X)
:D I would comfort him.. but then tease him again after that day! *teasing monster*
:x Hahahaha! I like Hikato & Hikanoo. :) I can't decided which will be my OTP.
XD Hahahaha. I have that gift to make others into trouble.
ANYWAY. I'm glad you liked it. :D I was scared that it was bad since no one other than the previous commenters said they liked it.
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but, OMG. THIS IS BRILLIANT.
Hikaru went to Daiki. "Oh, you're eating Pocky again?" Daiki nodded his head as he gave Hikaru a happy grin. "Ah, I guess that's why you lack of abs."
and,
Thus, the OTP, Daiky was no more.
HILARIOUS. i was giggling non stop!
"What about Hikaru?"
"I can't trust his english."
LMFAO. how true!
i love this the most.
'John is the tollest in the glass desu yo. '
thats the most freaking cute thing ever. <3
keep it up!:D:D
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XD;; Daiki getting teased about his lack of abs~ o_O;; Hmm. *thinks it'd be something I'd do*
:D I think Hikaru's english is.. okay.. for some parts of it.
XD;; AGH! My failed attempt at crack for Ryutaro! *hides*
:D Thanks~ XD;; Glad you enjoyed reading it.
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i'd actually BEG him not to have abs D:
he looks fine now!
(or rather i just can't stand abs XD)
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thats NOT a failed attempt for ryutaro!
its hilarious!
i ended up sniggering under my covers before i slept LOL.
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