48. 5 lessons Hikaru taught Ryutaro (HSJ-thon)

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Title: 48. 5 lessons Hikaru taught Ryutaro
Pairing: Yamajima + Daiky (LOL Daiki x Pocky) + Hikato
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. Hikaru teaches Ryutaro how to deal with JUMP members + a few more.
Notes: My 3rd attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! D: I think I STILL fail. So

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OMFG. SDFKJSLJHIKATOSDFJSDFJKLJ.

TRANSLATION: This was absolutely HiLARiOUS!! ROFL!! I love Hikaru's lessons! And NO, this was not horrible writing, because all of the lessons were complete genius and fool-proff. I don't know why people think my Hikaru is an idiot. He just perceives things differently--like this. XDD

Ryutaro watched as Chinen flailed for the nth time while watching Arashi's Truth PV.
Aww.. Chinen flailing over Ohno is super adorable. It also reminds me of HSJ's first Utaban interview and how Chinen giggled over stating, "I like Ohno-kun," but Nakai-san was not amused. hahaha

Hikaru went to Daiki. "Oh, you're eating Pocky again?" Daiki nodded his head as he gave Hikaru a happy grin. "Ah, I guess that's why you lack of abs."
LMAO. Poor Daiki and his lack of abs and height. It's alright, Dai-chan, the rest of HSJ are there to comfort you.

Hikaru spied watched as Keito left their dressing room to answer his phone.
"YES! Hikato wins this round, Sister Jessica!" he punched his fist into the air.
Kyaaa~ Hikato is an absolute MUST! It's my OTP. Man, I could sooo imagine Hikaru doing this. LOL.

"Takaki just asked me if I like a 'threesome', but what's a 'threesome'?" Ryutaro asked as he pointed at Takaki, while looking at Yabu.
WOW--that is a dangerous weapon, Ryutaro. Wield it well, ne~

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:D Hahaha. My friend told me that she can see me teaching all these lessons instead. XD;; So yeah, I kinda put myself in Hikaru's spot. @_@;; I think I have the same idea as Hikaru? I don't know!

:) Well, the flailing Chinen part was actually a part of another user (chibilover14)'s fanfiction of the HSJ-thon. :D I mentioned almost all her fanfictions in this. As well as another user's one. (Yeah, that's my style. To link to other fanfictions. D'X)

:D I would comfort him.. but then tease him again after that day! *teasing monster*

:x Hahahaha! I like Hikato & Hikanoo. :) I can't decided which will be my OTP.

XD Hahahaha. I have that gift to make others into trouble.

ANYWAY. I'm glad you liked it. :D I was scared that it was bad since no one other than the previous commenters said they liked it.