Super Junior Love [10/?]
Title: Super Junior Love
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act IV
Scene I
Later that day, evening, after the meeting. In the van of Super Junior Love. The ‘couples’ are sitting next to each other, being exhausted after their long day.
KYUHYUN
I’m going to kill the person who came up with the whole SuJu L thingy. And I’m going to kill the one who forced me to join it.
And I’m surely going to kill the one who put me in a couple with Sungmin... Why did you have to be so stubborn about our duet lines in the song?
SUNGMIN
with irony
Because, my dear, I, contrary to you, am going to take this subgroup seriously and work hard to please our fans.
I see that you don’t care about this at all. If we have to be a couple, we have to make it look as natural as possible.
KYUHYUN
Natural? You really want to show everyone that you are naturally gay?
SUNGMIN
No, Kyuhyun-ah. This isn’t about showing people that we are gay - because we’re not - it’s about showing our fans that we are great friends and about turning their imagination a bit on, making them suspect that there could be a ‘a bit more’ between us.
KYUHYUN
shrugging
Sounds gay to me anyway.
SUNGMIN
Whatever. Just don’t be a lazy ass, Kyu, ok? I don’t want to be the only one who puts effort into the SuJu L fanservice.
I want to see that you also care about this.
KYUHYUN
Why?
SUNGMIN
Because that’s our job!
KYUHYUN
Ah, you know how easy it is to please our fans. I told you - one kiss would be enough.
SUNGMIN
But I don’t friggin’ want to kiss you! Whoa and wait - you ALWAYS mention this kissing thingy, do you really want to kiss me this much?
KYUHYUN
defending himself
I’m not saying that I want to.
SUNGMIN
You are! Hypocrite.
KYUHYUN
I’m not.
SUNGMIN
You are!!!
KYUHYUN
with a serious expression
No. You know that I’m just teasing you, right?
SUNGMIN
Really?
KYUHYUN
Yes. It’s not like I’m dreaming about millimeter-close contact with your face, no thank you.
I know that you look quite girly, hyung, I also already admitted that you’re cute, but I still like girls more.
SUNGMIN
Aish, fuck off. I’m not girly. I could beat that fat ass of yours faster than you could shout ‘stop it hyung’!
KYUHYUN
Not true! Just because you are so good in martial arts, that doesn’t mean that you’re stronger than me. And my ass isn’t fat.
SUNGMIN
Do you want to try it out? And yes, it is.
KYUHYUN
I have better things to do than having a fight with you. For example, Star Craft. I could beat you a thousand times in it. And no, it isn’t.
SUNGMIN
You and your goddamn Star Craft... Are you going to play today?
KYUHYUN
I am, why?
SUNGMIN
shyly
Oh... just asking... because well, that means that I have to feel stalked this night again, right?
KYUHYUN
What? Stalked?
SUNGMIN
You are going to look at me while I’m sleeping, ne? This is like stalking. Maybe I shouldn’t go to sleep at all?
KYUHYUN
Just like you wish, Sungminnie. You can also keep me company, I don’t mind.
SUNGMIN
But your game is boring.
KYUHYUN
I can make it seem less boring, you know...
SUNGMIN
blushing
What do you mean?
In the meantime, a few seats away...
YESUNG
Hey, Wookie...
RYEOWOOK
What is it?
YESUNG
Sukira starts in a few minutes. Do you think that Jungsoo will help us?
RYEOWOOK
I don’t know... I hope he will. If he won’t, we will have to think about doing something else.
But well, we shouldn’t panic too fast, first we have to wait and see, right?
YESUNG
Right. By the way, what do you think about the idea of the songwriters about this love confession in the song?
RYEOWOOK
It’s... weird but I think we will be able to do it. Though I think the lyrics are a bit pathetic.
YESUNG
Yeah. “I see hearts in your eyes whenever you look at me”? “This is more than friendship”?
I hoped that they would come up with something more... deep.
RYEOWOOK
But still, the song as a whole isn’t that bad... I like the chorus. It’s so catchy.
starts singing
“Lo-lo-lo-lo-love, lo-lo-lo-lo-love, you never know when it’ll come to you...”
YESUNG
sings with him
“And who will come to you…”
RYEOWOOK
“And what will come to you…”
YESUNG
singing louder
“And even though it may be wrong, I will love you more and moooooore~~”
RYEOWOOK
“MORE AND MOOOOOOOORE~~~!”
EUNHYUK
annoyed
Hey there, shut up, you two. I am trying to sleep here.
YESUNG
Too bad! You can sleep in the dorm!
RYEOWOOK
Yeah! In the dorm!
YESUNG
singing as loud as he can
“MORE AND MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE~~~~~~~!”
EUNHYUK
even more annoyed
Aish. AISH. Thank you God for giving me such caring friends.
RYEOWOOK
“MORE AND MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE~~~~~!”
DONGHAE
to Eunhyuk
Since I have some experience with killing mosquitoes, maybe I could try to use my abilities also on this two?
EUNHYUK
still avoiding Donghae since the morning
Uhm...
DONGHAE
Ah, come on, Hyukkie, you can’t avoid me forever. I know what’s going on your mind, I figured it out.
EUNHYUK
shocked
YOU HAVE?!?!
DONGHAE
Yes… And don’t worry, I’m perfectly fine with it. It’s ok. You really don’t have to feel bad about it.
EUNHYUK
more shocked
Really? Oh Hae, you really have nothing against it?
DONGHAE
Of course not, dummy. Why should I? I’m your best friend, right? I will always support you, no matter who you love and what you do.
EUNHYUK
And… what do you think about it? I mean… oh god, I don’t even know myself what I should think about this weird feelings… and you?
DONGHAE
I think it’s wonderful! I’m really glad that you finally found love, this is everyone’s dream!
EUNHYUK
Oh… so you… do you feel the same? Or don’t you?
DONGHAE
The same? No, Hyuk, I don’t have any girl that I like. Sadly.
EUNHYUK
widening his eyes
Oh… Girl? Wait, what?
DONGHAE
Hm? Oh, Hyuk, I’m really happy that you found yourself a girlfriend but I unfortunately can’t find one.
EUNHYUK
I found myself a girlfriend?!
DONGHAE
That’s what this all is about, ne? Hey, don’t be shy, you don’t have to hide it.
I think it’s awesome and you really don’t have to worry that our friendship would worsen because of it, I will always be your best friend!
This is why you avoided me… because you’re scared that I won’t accept your new relationship, right? Just like I told you: it’s fine.
EUNHYUK
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Hae, but I think you…
DONGHAE
cutting in
No, no, Hyuk, I’m serious! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! And that’s all what matters! Let’s always be happy friends!
EUNHYUK
Hae…
to himself
Oh shit.
Scene II
The living room of the 12th floor dorm, Heechul sitting alone on the couch and watching TV. Suddenly, his phone rings and he smiles when he looks at the display.
HEECHUL
after picking up the call
Yah, you. You haven’t been calling for ages.
HANGENG
sarcastically
‘Hello’ to you, too, hyung~
HEECHUL
Ah, come on... What’s going on, Geng? Are you busy? How are you?
HANGENG
I have a really tight schedule, this solo album is kinda killing me… Nothing really exciting to tell you though.
I’m in the recording studio almost 24/7 now. This is why I have rarely an opportunity to call.
HEECHUL
I see… Well, I’m still enjoying my holidays but they will end soon.
I have to go back to Youngstreet next Monday and there’s also this new project that I will be working on…
HANGENG
Oh, new project? What is it?
HEECHUL
Ah, it’s still a secret but I will tell you. We are working on a new subgroup, Super Junior Love.
It’s about SuJu couples and I’m trying to get in with Jungsoo, as a new couple. You know, it’s called 83line and it’s quite popular recently since there is no HanChul.
HANGENG
quietly
Ah… Ok…
HEECHUL
lively
Cool, right? They will take us into the group for sure but there’s still some formalities do be done.
For example, we have to kick out EunHae instead… It’s a long story. Oh, did you know that Eunhyuk is in love with Donghae? Big news.
HANGENG
emotionlessly
Really? Unbelievable.
HEECHUL
suspiciously
Unbelievable? Either your Korean is getting even more worse or you totally forgot about how lovey-dovey they always had been towards each other.
HANGENG
Nevermind.
HEECHUL
Oh, Hannie, is everything ok?
HANGENG
Yes, yes, I’m just… tired.
HEECHUL
But can I sense that something is bothering you, I know you very well. Tell me.
HANGENG
No, it’s nothing, hyung…
HEECHUL
Ah, wait. Are you jealous? About the 83line?
HANGENG
Oh, Chul-ah…
HEECHUL
Don’t be, you stupid Chinese. You know that my heart will always belong to you and, I said it so often to you so if you don’t believe me, I will go to China and show you what I mean, in person.
HANGENG
hopefully
You will?
HEECHUL
laughing
Hey! Don’t provoke me to do it!
HANGENG
sadly
But I… I just miss you, you know.
HEECHUL
suddenly being calm and sentimental
I know, Hannie, I know. I miss you, too, more than you think. I even made an origami-you recently!
HANGENG
Seriously?! Since when do you like origami?!
HEECHUL
Since the moment you left us… me…
HANGENG
Yah! Stop making origami and better pay me a visit before you start all this… activities. I’m tired, I need someone to comfort me.
HEECHUL
I will. I promise. And I will show you that you don’t have anything to be jealous about…
HANGENG
I’m waiting for you, Chul-ah~
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act IV
Scene I
Later that day, evening, after the meeting. In the van of Super Junior Love. The ‘couples’ are sitting next to each other, being exhausted after their long day.
KYUHYUN
I’m going to kill the person who came up with the whole SuJu L thingy. And I’m going to kill the one who forced me to join it.
And I’m surely going to kill the one who put me in a couple with Sungmin... Why did you have to be so stubborn about our duet lines in the song?
SUNGMIN
with irony
Because, my dear, I, contrary to you, am going to take this subgroup seriously and work hard to please our fans.
I see that you don’t care about this at all. If we have to be a couple, we have to make it look as natural as possible.
KYUHYUN
Natural? You really want to show everyone that you are naturally gay?
SUNGMIN
No, Kyuhyun-ah. This isn’t about showing people that we are gay - because we’re not - it’s about showing our fans that we are great friends and about turning their imagination a bit on, making them suspect that there could be a ‘a bit more’ between us.
KYUHYUN
shrugging
Sounds gay to me anyway.
SUNGMIN
Whatever. Just don’t be a lazy ass, Kyu, ok? I don’t want to be the only one who puts effort into the SuJu L fanservice.
I want to see that you also care about this.
KYUHYUN
Why?
SUNGMIN
Because that’s our job!
KYUHYUN
Ah, you know how easy it is to please our fans. I told you - one kiss would be enough.
SUNGMIN
But I don’t friggin’ want to kiss you! Whoa and wait - you ALWAYS mention this kissing thingy, do you really want to kiss me this much?
KYUHYUN
defending himself
I’m not saying that I want to.
SUNGMIN
You are! Hypocrite.
KYUHYUN
I’m not.
SUNGMIN
You are!!!
KYUHYUN
with a serious expression
No. You know that I’m just teasing you, right?
SUNGMIN
Really?
KYUHYUN
Yes. It’s not like I’m dreaming about millimeter-close contact with your face, no thank you.
I know that you look quite girly, hyung, I also already admitted that you’re cute, but I still like girls more.
SUNGMIN
Aish, fuck off. I’m not girly. I could beat that fat ass of yours faster than you could shout ‘stop it hyung’!
KYUHYUN
Not true! Just because you are so good in martial arts, that doesn’t mean that you’re stronger than me. And my ass isn’t fat.
SUNGMIN
Do you want to try it out? And yes, it is.
KYUHYUN
I have better things to do than having a fight with you. For example, Star Craft. I could beat you a thousand times in it. And no, it isn’t.
SUNGMIN
You and your goddamn Star Craft... Are you going to play today?
KYUHYUN
I am, why?
SUNGMIN
shyly
Oh... just asking... because well, that means that I have to feel stalked this night again, right?
KYUHYUN
What? Stalked?
SUNGMIN
You are going to look at me while I’m sleeping, ne? This is like stalking. Maybe I shouldn’t go to sleep at all?
KYUHYUN
Just like you wish, Sungminnie. You can also keep me company, I don’t mind.
SUNGMIN
But your game is boring.
KYUHYUN
I can make it seem less boring, you know...
SUNGMIN
blushing
What do you mean?
In the meantime, a few seats away...
YESUNG
Hey, Wookie...
RYEOWOOK
What is it?
YESUNG
Sukira starts in a few minutes. Do you think that Jungsoo will help us?
RYEOWOOK
I don’t know... I hope he will. If he won’t, we will have to think about doing something else.
But well, we shouldn’t panic too fast, first we have to wait and see, right?
YESUNG
Right. By the way, what do you think about the idea of the songwriters about this love confession in the song?
RYEOWOOK
It’s... weird but I think we will be able to do it. Though I think the lyrics are a bit pathetic.
YESUNG
Yeah. “I see hearts in your eyes whenever you look at me”? “This is more than friendship”?
I hoped that they would come up with something more... deep.
RYEOWOOK
But still, the song as a whole isn’t that bad... I like the chorus. It’s so catchy.
starts singing
“Lo-lo-lo-lo-love, lo-lo-lo-lo-love, you never know when it’ll come to you...”
YESUNG
sings with him
“And who will come to you…”
RYEOWOOK
“And what will come to you…”
YESUNG
singing louder
“And even though it may be wrong, I will love you more and moooooore~~”
RYEOWOOK
“MORE AND MOOOOOOOORE~~~!”
EUNHYUK
annoyed
Hey there, shut up, you two. I am trying to sleep here.
YESUNG
Too bad! You can sleep in the dorm!
RYEOWOOK
Yeah! In the dorm!
YESUNG
singing as loud as he can
“MORE AND MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE~~~~~~~!”
EUNHYUK
even more annoyed
Aish. AISH. Thank you God for giving me such caring friends.
RYEOWOOK
“MORE AND MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE~~~~~!”
DONGHAE
to Eunhyuk
Since I have some experience with killing mosquitoes, maybe I could try to use my abilities also on this two?
EUNHYUK
still avoiding Donghae since the morning
Uhm...
DONGHAE
Ah, come on, Hyukkie, you can’t avoid me forever. I know what’s going on your mind, I figured it out.
EUNHYUK
shocked
YOU HAVE?!?!
DONGHAE
Yes… And don’t worry, I’m perfectly fine with it. It’s ok. You really don’t have to feel bad about it.
EUNHYUK
more shocked
Really? Oh Hae, you really have nothing against it?
DONGHAE
Of course not, dummy. Why should I? I’m your best friend, right? I will always support you, no matter who you love and what you do.
EUNHYUK
And… what do you think about it? I mean… oh god, I don’t even know myself what I should think about this weird feelings… and you?
DONGHAE
I think it’s wonderful! I’m really glad that you finally found love, this is everyone’s dream!
EUNHYUK
Oh… so you… do you feel the same? Or don’t you?
DONGHAE
The same? No, Hyuk, I don’t have any girl that I like. Sadly.
EUNHYUK
widening his eyes
Oh… Girl? Wait, what?
DONGHAE
Hm? Oh, Hyuk, I’m really happy that you found yourself a girlfriend but I unfortunately can’t find one.
EUNHYUK
I found myself a girlfriend?!
DONGHAE
That’s what this all is about, ne? Hey, don’t be shy, you don’t have to hide it.
I think it’s awesome and you really don’t have to worry that our friendship would worsen because of it, I will always be your best friend!
This is why you avoided me… because you’re scared that I won’t accept your new relationship, right? Just like I told you: it’s fine.
EUNHYUK
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Hae, but I think you…
DONGHAE
cutting in
No, no, Hyuk, I’m serious! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! And that’s all what matters! Let’s always be happy friends!
EUNHYUK
Hae…
to himself
Oh shit.
Scene II
The living room of the 12th floor dorm, Heechul sitting alone on the couch and watching TV. Suddenly, his phone rings and he smiles when he looks at the display.
HEECHUL
after picking up the call
Yah, you. You haven’t been calling for ages.
HANGENG
sarcastically
‘Hello’ to you, too, hyung~
HEECHUL
Ah, come on... What’s going on, Geng? Are you busy? How are you?
HANGENG
I have a really tight schedule, this solo album is kinda killing me… Nothing really exciting to tell you though.
I’m in the recording studio almost 24/7 now. This is why I have rarely an opportunity to call.
HEECHUL
I see… Well, I’m still enjoying my holidays but they will end soon.
I have to go back to Youngstreet next Monday and there’s also this new project that I will be working on…
HANGENG
Oh, new project? What is it?
HEECHUL
Ah, it’s still a secret but I will tell you. We are working on a new subgroup, Super Junior Love.
It’s about SuJu couples and I’m trying to get in with Jungsoo, as a new couple. You know, it’s called 83line and it’s quite popular recently since there is no HanChul.
HANGENG
quietly
Ah… Ok…
HEECHUL
lively
Cool, right? They will take us into the group for sure but there’s still some formalities do be done.
For example, we have to kick out EunHae instead… It’s a long story. Oh, did you know that Eunhyuk is in love with Donghae? Big news.
HANGENG
emotionlessly
Really? Unbelievable.
HEECHUL
suspiciously
Unbelievable? Either your Korean is getting even more worse or you totally forgot about how lovey-dovey they always had been towards each other.
HANGENG
Nevermind.
HEECHUL
Oh, Hannie, is everything ok?
HANGENG
Yes, yes, I’m just… tired.
HEECHUL
But can I sense that something is bothering you, I know you very well. Tell me.
HANGENG
No, it’s nothing, hyung…
HEECHUL
Ah, wait. Are you jealous? About the 83line?
HANGENG
Oh, Chul-ah…
HEECHUL
Don’t be, you stupid Chinese. You know that my heart will always belong to you and, I said it so often to you so if you don’t believe me, I will go to China and show you what I mean, in person.
HANGENG
hopefully
You will?
HEECHUL
laughing
Hey! Don’t provoke me to do it!
HANGENG
sadly
But I… I just miss you, you know.
HEECHUL
suddenly being calm and sentimental
I know, Hannie, I know. I miss you, too, more than you think. I even made an origami-you recently!
HANGENG
Seriously?! Since when do you like origami?!
HEECHUL
Since the moment you left us… me…
HANGENG
Yah! Stop making origami and better pay me a visit before you start all this… activities. I’m tired, I need someone to comfort me.
HEECHUL
I will. I promise. And I will show you that you don’t have anything to be jealous about…
HANGENG
I’m waiting for you, Chul-ah~