Super Junior Love [9/?]
Title: Super Junior Love
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act III
Scene VIII
Eunhyuk's room. The owner is standing on his bed with a slipper in his hand and staring at the ceiling. Donghae comes into the room and stops not far away from the door, looking startled at the boy on the bed.
DONGHAE
suspiciously
Hyuk, what are you doing?
EUNHYUK
almost falling down from the bed in surprise
Oh! Hae! You have to help me!
DONGHAE
Why? What's going on?
EUNHYUK
starting to talk quickly
This... mosquito... I'm trying to kill it and I just can't!
It's flying around like crazy and doing this annoying sounds and I'm sure that if I won't kill it now, it's going to invite his whole family into my room and when I come back from our meeting with the songwriters I will have a mosquito-invasion here and I won't be able to sleep and-
DONGHAE
cutting in
Just give me this slipper.
EUNHYUK
What?
DONGHAE
Give me it, I will try to kill it for you.
EUNHYUK
But I think this is just impossible, well, you can at least try but hm...
Eunhyuk hands Donghae over the slipper and gets down from the bed, making place for Donghae who climbs onto it. Now he can clearly see the insect flying around the lamp. He waits a bit, getting ready to smash the mosquito, then he swings his arm with determination and the poor animal falls down on the bed. Donghae grins with satisfaction and Eunhyuk stares at him with disbelief.
DONGHAE
victorious
Here you go~ Satisfied?
EUNHYUK
How... did you... Aish! With one hit! While I was trying to kill it like an idiot! Oh god, Hae, you are just the best!
Eunhyuk jumps towards Donghae and takes him into his arms, hugging him tightly and swirling around with him.
DONGHAE
Oh, come on... It was just a mosquito...
EUNHYUK
No! You're my hero!
DONGHAE
flattered
Ahh, thank you... But it was really no big deal.
EUNHYUK
closing his eyes and snuggling closer to Donghae
You're... just... mine, ah, you're mine, Hae, I'm so happy to have you.
DONGHAE
finally getting out of Eunhyuk's embrace and stepping a bit away
...what? What are you saying, Hyukkie?
EUNHYUK
blushing
I mean... Well... You know... Uhm... I'm really happy that you helped me... Oh, nevermind!
I have to do something before the meeting, if you could just... excuse me...
Eunhyuk gets really confused and runs out of the room, leaving Donghae behind. The latter is widening his eyes in surprise and his mouth slowly forms an 'o'.
DONGHAE
to himself
So he DOES still like me, hm? But why is he acting so weird... Is this all because of his future girlfriend or does it have anything to do with me?
raising a finger to the air
Oh! I think I get this all now... I have to go after Hyukjae!
Donghae also runs out of the room and tries to find Eunhyuk.
Scene IX
Heechul's room. The cat lover is typing text messages to the producers, when suddenly Eunhyuk enters the room.
EUNHYUK
Hyung. I have a mission for you. It's a life-or-death mission.
HEECHUL
surprised
What? YOU have a mission for ME? Since when?
EUNHYUK
Since now! Please, can I use your room as a hideout?
HEECHUL
...what the hell is this about? Are you playing hide-and-seek with Donghae?
EUNHYUK
YES! I mean... No.
HEECHUL
Oh, Hyuk, come on, don't fuck with me, talk more clearly.
EUNHYUK
silently
It is hide-and-seek but not literally... I just don't want to see him.
So please let me stay in your room till the meeting with the songwriters... ok?
HEECHUL
But why MY room? I thought you don't like me.
EUNHYUK
lively
And that's the point!
biting his tongue for saying this
Oh... I mean... No, I like you, hyung - but you know, your room is the last place people would expect me to be in.
That's the truth. Because we usually don't hang out with each other so much, right?
HEECHUL
narrowing his eyes
Mhm... So you're simply using me.
EUNHYUK
No, I'm not! Just... please, hyung, I really don't want to see Hae right now. Can I stay here?
HEECHUL
Let's see...
EUNHYUK
desperately
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please!
HEECHUL
Wow. Can you do this a while longer?
EUNHYUK
?!
HEECHUL
It's nice when people are begging me for something. I feel like some kind of lord right now. Go on, you can continue.
EUNHYUK
frowning
...you must be fuckin' kidding me. So does this mean you want me to stay? I really can?
HEECHUL
Yes. But only under one condition...
EUNHYUK
Oh-oh, this doesn't sound good...
HEECHUL
I want to get something in return.
EUNHYUK
This sounds even worse...
HEECHUL
firmly
Leave Super Junior Love.
Silence. After a few seconds...
EUNHYUK
Are you serious?
HEECHUL
Leave it and make place for me and Jungsoo.
I talked to him and he also wants to do the 83line but I'm afraid that the producers won't let us join the subgroup.
So just... leave it. Make place for us.
EUNHYUK
You know that the producers won't be quite happy about this.
HEECHUL
I know and that's why I want you to quit. If you tell them that you don't want to be a part of SuJu L, they can't force you to be.
Propose them to take the 83line instead and I think they could consider it then.
EUNHYUK
hesitating
Hm... But hyung...
HEECHUL
conspiratorial
Hyuk. You don't want to do this all anyway, right? I mean... Do you really want to be so close to Donghae all the time?
Do you know what this will do to you? You will want him more and more and more...
EUNHYUK
What... what are you talking about...
HEECHUL
You know very well what I'm talking about.
EUNHYUK
I... Oh... This... This is... I don't know. I have to think about this.
HEECHUL
You don't have time to think about this, just do like I say. You know, I can call Donghae in any second... And tell him that you are here.
EUNHYUK
Oh god, no! Please... Don't do it.
HEECHUL
See! So are you quitting SJ L?
EUNHYUK
after a moment of continuous hesitating
...I am. If this is going to make you happy, I will.
HEECHUL
being suddenly much happier
Good boy.
lively
So, what are we doing now?
pointing at a piece of cake on his desk
Here, take some. It's delicious.
EUNHYUK
gloomy
Thanks, hyung, I'm not in the mood right now.
HEECHUL
Come on~ There is no way not to be in the mood for some cake!
getting no response from Eunhyuk, he continues
Do you want to play a game? What about pinball? Or maybe minesweeper?
EUNHYUK
still gloomy
I... I just want to wait. It's still only a few minutes to the meeting.
HEECHUL
Eh, I give up.
after a while
...what about doing origami?
EUNHYUK
now widening his eyes
WHAT? Origami? Seriously?
HEECHUL
Yeah! I really like it. You can do so many exciting things out of it...
Recently I made a mini origami-Hangeng. I can show it - oh, I mean, him - to you. The copy speaks Korean just as bad as the original.
EUNHYUK
...
HEECHUL
Just kidding. I know, this was a bad joke. So do you want to see it?
EUNHYUK
Oh... ok. I think an origami-Hangeng is worth taking a look at.
HEECHUL
Indeed! But first I have a question to you, Hyuk...
What are you going to do if Donghae actually does come in? He could still want to ask me something or so...
EUNHYUK
surprised
Oh. I haven't really thought about this...
HEECHUL
I can tell him that he's just drunk and that he doesn't really see an Eunhyuk in here. Or that you are Heebum who decided to dress up as you.
EUNHYUK
Hyung... This jokes aren't really funny either.
HEECHUL
Hm. So I guess I will have to put you into my closet or hide you under my bed. Is this fine?
EUNHYUK
Do I have any other choice?
HEECHUL
earnestly
Yes, you can still go and tell him that you love him.
EUNHYUK
WHAT.
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act III
Scene VIII
Eunhyuk's room. The owner is standing on his bed with a slipper in his hand and staring at the ceiling. Donghae comes into the room and stops not far away from the door, looking startled at the boy on the bed.
DONGHAE
suspiciously
Hyuk, what are you doing?
EUNHYUK
almost falling down from the bed in surprise
Oh! Hae! You have to help me!
DONGHAE
Why? What's going on?
EUNHYUK
starting to talk quickly
This... mosquito... I'm trying to kill it and I just can't!
It's flying around like crazy and doing this annoying sounds and I'm sure that if I won't kill it now, it's going to invite his whole family into my room and when I come back from our meeting with the songwriters I will have a mosquito-invasion here and I won't be able to sleep and-
DONGHAE
cutting in
Just give me this slipper.
EUNHYUK
What?
DONGHAE
Give me it, I will try to kill it for you.
EUNHYUK
But I think this is just impossible, well, you can at least try but hm...
Eunhyuk hands Donghae over the slipper and gets down from the bed, making place for Donghae who climbs onto it. Now he can clearly see the insect flying around the lamp. He waits a bit, getting ready to smash the mosquito, then he swings his arm with determination and the poor animal falls down on the bed. Donghae grins with satisfaction and Eunhyuk stares at him with disbelief.
DONGHAE
victorious
Here you go~ Satisfied?
EUNHYUK
How... did you... Aish! With one hit! While I was trying to kill it like an idiot! Oh god, Hae, you are just the best!
Eunhyuk jumps towards Donghae and takes him into his arms, hugging him tightly and swirling around with him.
DONGHAE
Oh, come on... It was just a mosquito...
EUNHYUK
No! You're my hero!
DONGHAE
flattered
Ahh, thank you... But it was really no big deal.
EUNHYUK
closing his eyes and snuggling closer to Donghae
You're... just... mine, ah, you're mine, Hae, I'm so happy to have you.
DONGHAE
finally getting out of Eunhyuk's embrace and stepping a bit away
...what? What are you saying, Hyukkie?
EUNHYUK
blushing
I mean... Well... You know... Uhm... I'm really happy that you helped me... Oh, nevermind!
I have to do something before the meeting, if you could just... excuse me...
Eunhyuk gets really confused and runs out of the room, leaving Donghae behind. The latter is widening his eyes in surprise and his mouth slowly forms an 'o'.
DONGHAE
to himself
So he DOES still like me, hm? But why is he acting so weird... Is this all because of his future girlfriend or does it have anything to do with me?
raising a finger to the air
Oh! I think I get this all now... I have to go after Hyukjae!
Donghae also runs out of the room and tries to find Eunhyuk.
Scene IX
Heechul's room. The cat lover is typing text messages to the producers, when suddenly Eunhyuk enters the room.
EUNHYUK
Hyung. I have a mission for you. It's a life-or-death mission.
HEECHUL
surprised
What? YOU have a mission for ME? Since when?
EUNHYUK
Since now! Please, can I use your room as a hideout?
HEECHUL
...what the hell is this about? Are you playing hide-and-seek with Donghae?
EUNHYUK
YES! I mean... No.
HEECHUL
Oh, Hyuk, come on, don't fuck with me, talk more clearly.
EUNHYUK
silently
It is hide-and-seek but not literally... I just don't want to see him.
So please let me stay in your room till the meeting with the songwriters... ok?
HEECHUL
But why MY room? I thought you don't like me.
EUNHYUK
lively
And that's the point!
biting his tongue for saying this
Oh... I mean... No, I like you, hyung - but you know, your room is the last place people would expect me to be in.
That's the truth. Because we usually don't hang out with each other so much, right?
HEECHUL
narrowing his eyes
Mhm... So you're simply using me.
EUNHYUK
No, I'm not! Just... please, hyung, I really don't want to see Hae right now. Can I stay here?
HEECHUL
Let's see...
EUNHYUK
desperately
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please!
HEECHUL
Wow. Can you do this a while longer?
EUNHYUK
?!
HEECHUL
It's nice when people are begging me for something. I feel like some kind of lord right now. Go on, you can continue.
EUNHYUK
frowning
...you must be fuckin' kidding me. So does this mean you want me to stay? I really can?
HEECHUL
Yes. But only under one condition...
EUNHYUK
Oh-oh, this doesn't sound good...
HEECHUL
I want to get something in return.
EUNHYUK
This sounds even worse...
HEECHUL
firmly
Leave Super Junior Love.
Silence. After a few seconds...
EUNHYUK
Are you serious?
HEECHUL
Leave it and make place for me and Jungsoo.
I talked to him and he also wants to do the 83line but I'm afraid that the producers won't let us join the subgroup.
So just... leave it. Make place for us.
EUNHYUK
You know that the producers won't be quite happy about this.
HEECHUL
I know and that's why I want you to quit. If you tell them that you don't want to be a part of SuJu L, they can't force you to be.
Propose them to take the 83line instead and I think they could consider it then.
EUNHYUK
hesitating
Hm... But hyung...
HEECHUL
conspiratorial
Hyuk. You don't want to do this all anyway, right? I mean... Do you really want to be so close to Donghae all the time?
Do you know what this will do to you? You will want him more and more and more...
EUNHYUK
What... what are you talking about...
HEECHUL
You know very well what I'm talking about.
EUNHYUK
I... Oh... This... This is... I don't know. I have to think about this.
HEECHUL
You don't have time to think about this, just do like I say. You know, I can call Donghae in any second... And tell him that you are here.
EUNHYUK
Oh god, no! Please... Don't do it.
HEECHUL
See! So are you quitting SJ L?
EUNHYUK
after a moment of continuous hesitating
...I am. If this is going to make you happy, I will.
HEECHUL
being suddenly much happier
Good boy.
lively
So, what are we doing now?
pointing at a piece of cake on his desk
Here, take some. It's delicious.
EUNHYUK
gloomy
Thanks, hyung, I'm not in the mood right now.
HEECHUL
Come on~ There is no way not to be in the mood for some cake!
getting no response from Eunhyuk, he continues
Do you want to play a game? What about pinball? Or maybe minesweeper?
EUNHYUK
still gloomy
I... I just want to wait. It's still only a few minutes to the meeting.
HEECHUL
Eh, I give up.
after a while
...what about doing origami?
EUNHYUK
now widening his eyes
WHAT? Origami? Seriously?
HEECHUL
Yeah! I really like it. You can do so many exciting things out of it...
Recently I made a mini origami-Hangeng. I can show it - oh, I mean, him - to you. The copy speaks Korean just as bad as the original.
EUNHYUK
...
HEECHUL
Just kidding. I know, this was a bad joke. So do you want to see it?
EUNHYUK
Oh... ok. I think an origami-Hangeng is worth taking a look at.
HEECHUL
Indeed! But first I have a question to you, Hyuk...
What are you going to do if Donghae actually does come in? He could still want to ask me something or so...
EUNHYUK
surprised
Oh. I haven't really thought about this...
HEECHUL
I can tell him that he's just drunk and that he doesn't really see an Eunhyuk in here. Or that you are Heebum who decided to dress up as you.
EUNHYUK
Hyung... This jokes aren't really funny either.
HEECHUL
Hm. So I guess I will have to put you into my closet or hide you under my bed. Is this fine?
EUNHYUK
Do I have any other choice?
HEECHUL
earnestly
Yes, you can still go and tell him that you love him.
EUNHYUK
WHAT.