Super Junior Love [8/?]
Title: Super Junior Love
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act III
Scene V
While the whole Super Junior L is getting ready for the new meeting, in the KyuMin room. Sungmin is standing at his bed and looking at one pink and one green t-shirt, biting his lower lip nervously. Kyuhyun is already prepared to leave, that's why he uses now every single free minute to check out what's happening in his online game.
SUNGMIN
sighing
Kyuhyun-aaaah! You have to help me out with this. Should I take the pink or the green one?
KYUHYUN
focusing on his game
Is it really that important which colour you will take?
SUNGMIN
It is! The things that people wear usually show their personalities, which kind of person the wearer is.
It's a really serious matter, I can't put on a t-shirt which would lie about me, I don't want to be a liar to other people.
KYUHYUN
Then just wear the pink one. You always said that pink tells the most about you.
SUNGMIN
That's true... But somehow I would also love to put on the green one...
KYUHYUN
Aha.
SUNGMIN
pouting
Kyuuuu~! Come on...
KYUHYUN
This is ridiculous. Both t-shirts belong to you anyway so how could you possibly lie about yourself by putting the 'wrong' one on?
SUNGMIN
I could... Because I'm a different person every day. Everyone is!
KYUHYUN
Uhm... hm. Okay?
SUNGMIN
So maybe the green one would be better?
KYUHYUN
I don't care. Leave me alone.
SUNGMIN
Ah, damn you, maknae, you're always thinking only about your stupid games! You could help me for just once in your life.
KYUHYUN
But I am helping you. I'm telling you to put on whatever you want to, that's my advice. Geez, you indeed have problems, boy.
SUNGMIN
frowning
This is going to end. This is SO going to end, you annoying brat.
Sungmin takes a look around the room. His eyes suddenly get fixed at one corner and he immediately goes to this place. He crouches and takes a look at the small black box in front of him; after a few seconds he firmly grabs the device with one hand and pulls a cable off it with the other one. First, nothing happens, but then...
KYUHYUN
shouting
!@#$%^&*! WHAT THE HELL! 'We can't connect with the server, please check your internet connection.' What's this supposed to be?!
SUNGMIN
evilly
He-he-he-he.
KYUHYUN
turning to Sungmin
Yah! What did you do to my internet?!?!
SUNGMIN
shrugging
The thing that I should have done a long time ago.
KYUHYUN
Yah! You messed with the router, didn't you? Give me my WLAN back!
SUNGMIN
I won't. First listen to me properly and have some understanding for my problems, then you'll get your internet back.
KYUHYUN
...or I could go and steal the WLAN from the other dorm.
SUNGMIN
No. I won't let you out.
KYUHYUN
smirking
Are you threatening me?
SUNGMIN
Yes.
KYUHYUN
standing up from his chair
Come on, Minnie, just put the cable into the router again.
SUNGMIN
Or else what?
KYUHYUN
coming closer to Sungmin
Or else I will kiss you.
SUNGMIN
losing his confidence now
W-W-WHAT THE FUCK! Stop this, Kyu.
KYUHYUN
still smirking
I know that you hate this so much... so if you won't give me my internet back, I will really do this.
SUNGMIN
covering the router with his body
...don't.
KYUHYUN
nearing his face to the elder
Sungmin...
SUNGMIN
giving up
Ok! Geez, ok! I will give you your goddamn WLAN back! Are you happy now?! Gosh!
Sungmin fixes the router again and the connection is back. Kyuhyun smiles widely seeing this and returns to his laptop, resuming his game.
KYUHYUN
with satisfaction
Ahhh... Well, you know that you can't win with AlmightyKyu, right? Ahhh, come on, Minnie, brighten up...
SUNGMIN
stares gloomily ahead
KYUHYUN
...and simply put on the pink one. I told you so from the very beginning. You look nice in pink, by the way.
SUNGMIN
surprised
Oh... I guess, I'll... wear the pink one then...
KYUHYUN
grinning to the screen
Yeah. But hurry up because we have only fifteen minutes left.
Scene VI
About an hour earlier, YeWook room.
RYEOWOOK
Sungie?
YESUNG
Mhm?
RYEOWOOK
I think we should help Hyukkie and Hae. You know, to get together.
It's sad that they can't see how much they love each other.
YESUNG
Oh, well... I think, that's a good idea! But how do you want to do this?
RYEOWOOK
I don't know yet. I think we could use SuJu L as a tool to make them become a real couple...
We could plan a mission. Mission 'EunHae'.
YESUNG
A mission... Ok! I'm in. But hey, by the way, about mission - we still have to tell Jungsoo about our Sukira plan!
RYEOWOOK
True! I totally forgot about this! Come on, let's find him.
YESUNG
Now?
RYEOWOOK
Now! Donghae said that we have the meeting with the songwriters later, right?
We don't know how long we will stay there... Maybe the whole day?
YESUNG
So you want Jungsoo to tell about us on Sukira today?
RYEOWOOK
Yes! Why not? The sooner the better.
YESUNG
Hm... you're right. Ok, let's go.
The two boys are leaving their room and heading out of the dorm. In the staircase, they literally bump into Leeteuk, who obviously wanted to take the lift to go out for his own meeting with the manager.
RYEOWOOK
Teukie! Oh, good that you're here! Listen, we... we want to ask you for something.
LEETEUK
suspiciously
Yes?
YESUNG
Because, well... you see..
We would like you to say something on Sukira today but we're having a meeting later so we don't know if we will make it back before night...
You still have your Sukira schedules, right?
LEETEUK
Right. It's the only thing I have to do also during my holidays. A bit sad that I have to do it without Hyukkie now, though.
But what do you want me to tell on Sukira?
YESUNG
Tell our fans a bit about SuJu L. You know, maybe to explain why Hyukkie isn't there with you. And then say that Ryeowook and I... are a couple, ok?
LEETEUK
shocked
WHAT?
YESUNG
innocently
Just tell it. Please. Oh and it would be cool if you could laugh when you'll say this, pretend that it's only a joke.
RYEOWOOK
whispering to Yesung
'Pretend'? But it IS a joke...
YESUNG
whispering back
Nevermind! It's better when Jungsoo also thinks that it's true, it makes it more reliable.
RYEOWOOK
Bwoh? Nah, okay, if you think so...
LEETEUK
You are a couple?! WHAT?
YESUNG
Yes, yes, no time to talk about this now, just do this for us, pleeeeeeeeeeease, ok? PLEAAASE. This is very important.
LEETEUK
Well... Uhm... I'm quite speechless right now.
YESUNG
Will you do this for us? For your beloved dongsaengs?
LEETEUK
Uh, I can do this but wait, won't you get any problems because of this? Won't this be a scandal?
YESUNG
Nooo, hyung! That's why you have to laugh. Try to make it a joke. But a joke which some people could believe in. Do you understand?
LEETEUK
Not really. Not at all. Oh god. You are really a couple?!
RYEOWOOK
Hyung, we will talk about this with you later, I promise! Just do so. Thank youuu~
The two boys hurry back to their dorm again, leaving the startled Leeteuk alone. He stays in the staircase, staring blankly ahead for a while, then he turns back to his own dorm and runs as fast as he can to Shindong's room.
Scene VII
Shindong's room. The owner is lying on his bed and reading a comicbook when Leeteuk storms in and stops in the middle of the room, trying to calm down his breath.
SHINDONG
surprised
Huh, hyung? Shouldn't you be at your meeting already?
LEETEUK
still a bit out of breath
Yes, yes, I'm going to go in a few minutes but first I have to tell you something.
SHINDONG
What is it?
LEETEUK
Well, I changed my mind. I don't think KyuMin will be the first real couple. I think, YeWook will.
SHINDONG
shocked
Bwohya?! YeWook? That's insane!
LEETEUK
No, I'm pretty sure this is a good choice. You'll see. I'm confident about them.
SHINDONG
As you wish... But what made you change your mind?
LEETEUK
Uhm, that's not important right now. So, remember: YeWook for me.
SHINDONG
smirking
Ok. But you only do me a favour with your choice, puhahaha, that's obvious that YeWook won't be first.
LEETEUK
firmly
They will.
SHINDONG
No. EunHae will. Hyukkie is in love already, forgot?
LEETEUK
Aish, better go and buy 'The Sims 3' for me!
And with this, Leeteuk rushes out of the room, running like crazy to his car now, not wanting to be late to his meeting.
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act III
Scene V
While the whole Super Junior L is getting ready for the new meeting, in the KyuMin room. Sungmin is standing at his bed and looking at one pink and one green t-shirt, biting his lower lip nervously. Kyuhyun is already prepared to leave, that's why he uses now every single free minute to check out what's happening in his online game.
SUNGMIN
sighing
Kyuhyun-aaaah! You have to help me out with this. Should I take the pink or the green one?
KYUHYUN
focusing on his game
Is it really that important which colour you will take?
SUNGMIN
It is! The things that people wear usually show their personalities, which kind of person the wearer is.
It's a really serious matter, I can't put on a t-shirt which would lie about me, I don't want to be a liar to other people.
KYUHYUN
Then just wear the pink one. You always said that pink tells the most about you.
SUNGMIN
That's true... But somehow I would also love to put on the green one...
KYUHYUN
Aha.
SUNGMIN
pouting
Kyuuuu~! Come on...
KYUHYUN
This is ridiculous. Both t-shirts belong to you anyway so how could you possibly lie about yourself by putting the 'wrong' one on?
SUNGMIN
I could... Because I'm a different person every day. Everyone is!
KYUHYUN
Uhm... hm. Okay?
SUNGMIN
So maybe the green one would be better?
KYUHYUN
I don't care. Leave me alone.
SUNGMIN
Ah, damn you, maknae, you're always thinking only about your stupid games! You could help me for just once in your life.
KYUHYUN
But I am helping you. I'm telling you to put on whatever you want to, that's my advice. Geez, you indeed have problems, boy.
SUNGMIN
frowning
This is going to end. This is SO going to end, you annoying brat.
Sungmin takes a look around the room. His eyes suddenly get fixed at one corner and he immediately goes to this place. He crouches and takes a look at the small black box in front of him; after a few seconds he firmly grabs the device with one hand and pulls a cable off it with the other one. First, nothing happens, but then...
KYUHYUN
shouting
!@#$%^&*! WHAT THE HELL! 'We can't connect with the server, please check your internet connection.' What's this supposed to be?!
SUNGMIN
evilly
He-he-he-he.
KYUHYUN
turning to Sungmin
Yah! What did you do to my internet?!?!
SUNGMIN
shrugging
The thing that I should have done a long time ago.
KYUHYUN
Yah! You messed with the router, didn't you? Give me my WLAN back!
SUNGMIN
I won't. First listen to me properly and have some understanding for my problems, then you'll get your internet back.
KYUHYUN
...or I could go and steal the WLAN from the other dorm.
SUNGMIN
No. I won't let you out.
KYUHYUN
smirking
Are you threatening me?
SUNGMIN
Yes.
KYUHYUN
standing up from his chair
Come on, Minnie, just put the cable into the router again.
SUNGMIN
Or else what?
KYUHYUN
coming closer to Sungmin
Or else I will kiss you.
SUNGMIN
losing his confidence now
W-W-WHAT THE FUCK! Stop this, Kyu.
KYUHYUN
still smirking
I know that you hate this so much... so if you won't give me my internet back, I will really do this.
SUNGMIN
covering the router with his body
...don't.
KYUHYUN
nearing his face to the elder
Sungmin...
SUNGMIN
giving up
Ok! Geez, ok! I will give you your goddamn WLAN back! Are you happy now?! Gosh!
Sungmin fixes the router again and the connection is back. Kyuhyun smiles widely seeing this and returns to his laptop, resuming his game.
KYUHYUN
with satisfaction
Ahhh... Well, you know that you can't win with AlmightyKyu, right? Ahhh, come on, Minnie, brighten up...
SUNGMIN
stares gloomily ahead
KYUHYUN
...and simply put on the pink one. I told you so from the very beginning. You look nice in pink, by the way.
SUNGMIN
surprised
Oh... I guess, I'll... wear the pink one then...
KYUHYUN
grinning to the screen
Yeah. But hurry up because we have only fifteen minutes left.
Scene VI
About an hour earlier, YeWook room.
RYEOWOOK
Sungie?
YESUNG
Mhm?
RYEOWOOK
I think we should help Hyukkie and Hae. You know, to get together.
It's sad that they can't see how much they love each other.
YESUNG
Oh, well... I think, that's a good idea! But how do you want to do this?
RYEOWOOK
I don't know yet. I think we could use SuJu L as a tool to make them become a real couple...
We could plan a mission. Mission 'EunHae'.
YESUNG
A mission... Ok! I'm in. But hey, by the way, about mission - we still have to tell Jungsoo about our Sukira plan!
RYEOWOOK
True! I totally forgot about this! Come on, let's find him.
YESUNG
Now?
RYEOWOOK
Now! Donghae said that we have the meeting with the songwriters later, right?
We don't know how long we will stay there... Maybe the whole day?
YESUNG
So you want Jungsoo to tell about us on Sukira today?
RYEOWOOK
Yes! Why not? The sooner the better.
YESUNG
Hm... you're right. Ok, let's go.
The two boys are leaving their room and heading out of the dorm. In the staircase, they literally bump into Leeteuk, who obviously wanted to take the lift to go out for his own meeting with the manager.
RYEOWOOK
Teukie! Oh, good that you're here! Listen, we... we want to ask you for something.
LEETEUK
suspiciously
Yes?
YESUNG
Because, well... you see..
We would like you to say something on Sukira today but we're having a meeting later so we don't know if we will make it back before night...
You still have your Sukira schedules, right?
LEETEUK
Right. It's the only thing I have to do also during my holidays. A bit sad that I have to do it without Hyukkie now, though.
But what do you want me to tell on Sukira?
YESUNG
Tell our fans a bit about SuJu L. You know, maybe to explain why Hyukkie isn't there with you. And then say that Ryeowook and I... are a couple, ok?
LEETEUK
shocked
WHAT?
YESUNG
innocently
Just tell it. Please. Oh and it would be cool if you could laugh when you'll say this, pretend that it's only a joke.
RYEOWOOK
whispering to Yesung
'Pretend'? But it IS a joke...
YESUNG
whispering back
Nevermind! It's better when Jungsoo also thinks that it's true, it makes it more reliable.
RYEOWOOK
Bwoh? Nah, okay, if you think so...
LEETEUK
You are a couple?! WHAT?
YESUNG
Yes, yes, no time to talk about this now, just do this for us, pleeeeeeeeeeease, ok? PLEAAASE. This is very important.
LEETEUK
Well... Uhm... I'm quite speechless right now.
YESUNG
Will you do this for us? For your beloved dongsaengs?
LEETEUK
Uh, I can do this but wait, won't you get any problems because of this? Won't this be a scandal?
YESUNG
Nooo, hyung! That's why you have to laugh. Try to make it a joke. But a joke which some people could believe in. Do you understand?
LEETEUK
Not really. Not at all. Oh god. You are really a couple?!
RYEOWOOK
Hyung, we will talk about this with you later, I promise! Just do so. Thank youuu~
The two boys hurry back to their dorm again, leaving the startled Leeteuk alone. He stays in the staircase, staring blankly ahead for a while, then he turns back to his own dorm and runs as fast as he can to Shindong's room.
Scene VII
Shindong's room. The owner is lying on his bed and reading a comicbook when Leeteuk storms in and stops in the middle of the room, trying to calm down his breath.
SHINDONG
surprised
Huh, hyung? Shouldn't you be at your meeting already?
LEETEUK
still a bit out of breath
Yes, yes, I'm going to go in a few minutes but first I have to tell you something.
SHINDONG
What is it?
LEETEUK
Well, I changed my mind. I don't think KyuMin will be the first real couple. I think, YeWook will.
SHINDONG
shocked
Bwohya?! YeWook? That's insane!
LEETEUK
No, I'm pretty sure this is a good choice. You'll see. I'm confident about them.
SHINDONG
As you wish... But what made you change your mind?
LEETEUK
Uhm, that's not important right now. So, remember: YeWook for me.
SHINDONG
smirking
Ok. But you only do me a favour with your choice, puhahaha, that's obvious that YeWook won't be first.
LEETEUK
firmly
They will.
SHINDONG
No. EunHae will. Hyukkie is in love already, forgot?
LEETEUK
Aish, better go and buy 'The Sims 3' for me!
And with this, Leeteuk rushes out of the room, running like crazy to his car now, not wanting to be late to his meeting.