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[matojo]

So. I got the stuff to mix up the remedy that Red suggested. Took the ingredients to Tal, not telling her what it is. C'mon. Would be creepy to go up to my daughter and say "Hey, can you put together this dick medication for me so I can go back to banging that elf you don't like? Oh and hey MENTAL IMAGES."

But, yeah. It doesn't look that great,

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[dawnflare]

(( HAHA! Invisible panthers made me laugh both times! ... and dear Lord, it's a desperate man who asks advice from Vodral. ))

[kittysaysno]

(( As I was writing that, I imagined three possible scenarios:
- Mat yanking leaves off a tree. Panther jumps on him FROM THE TREE.
- Mat wandering down one of the roads. Panther lunges at him from the side somewhere. Flailing/cursing ensues.
- Mat picks a herb, looks up, there's a panther. "Well, fuck me, just get it over with." ))

[lunygargcrys]

((either you're late is getting your herbing up or you really needing the herbs for some type of uber potion for a lesser alchemy item, either way...how the heck can a person survive in strangletorn...its evil))

[kittysaysno]

(( He's actually a miner/jewelcrafter, but ICly he had to go grab some stuff for a "treatment" for his boner problem. *grins* It's nothing to do with actual game mechanics, purely in-character. ))

[lunygargcrys]

((omg this made me ROFL so much i think i broke a rib in the process...that Troll as some serious fornification issues to no end. either i should be praising this or going...yay mat n darda...meh who knows.))

[ash_of_zulkunda]

(( Poor-poor Mat! Reading about his mishaps is hilarious however. XD ))