It had been well over a month of toil.

Matojo's entry to Pandaria had occurred as the result of an airship crash, and his introduction to the Pandaren was as part of a small and battered military company. He had been taken directly from prison to the airship, loaded up like livestock with the other soldiers, equipped, and sent into a place he wasn't ( Read more... )

I WIN, YOU LITTLE BIG BASTARD, I WIN!

Met with Commander Sunlance. That went reasonably well, she seemed pretty open to what I was saying and generally wasn't a fucking jerk, which gives me some hope. I'm going to deliver the news to 'Samba that he's being selected whether he likes it or not at some point within the next few days, give him some time to pack his bags and get a place in ( Read more... )

So. I got the stuff to mix up the remedy that Red suggested. Took the ingredients to Tal, not telling her what it is. C'mon. Would be creepy to go up to my daughter and say "Hey, can you put together this dick medication for me so I can go back to banging that elf you don't like? Oh and hey MENTAL IMAGES."

But, yeah. It doesn't look that great, ( Read more... )

( See Mat Bitch. )

I knew Deslan had to be a girl's name. Deslania, whatever.

So I'm a horrible, horrible man, 'cause the thought that my extremely fucked up woman could be pregnant did the equivalent of a few hours of mindless slaughter ... 'til she decided to try something with it. Then I did my best to shut her up long enough to get her on her back ( Read more... )

I have a plan.

Darda and I need to slaughter shit. Nothing gets a Troll man in the mood faster than getting covered in blood, right? A threesome wouldn't hu

Had a dream with Ashtaar in it. That's so fucking creepy but - I'm gonna fight fire with fire. Suck that, you fuckin' --

Writing these letters should he ( Read more... )

So.

This is gold. Comedy gold. If I ever, ever fucking forget this, I need to look back and read it over and over again, 'cause it's too fucking funny.

Prez is fucking Mekt.

Prez. Is. Fucking. Mekt.

"I'm claiming her as my womanOh fuck this is too fucking hilarious. "Everybody can change" he says. Oh fuck. I'm gonna fucking choke to death, this ( Read more... )

Attack last night was sort of successful, as in, nobody really fought back. Halaa didn't have many attackers, the Alliance ignored our hit on Telaar, and we successfully claimed Zangarmarsh's towers.

And Ashtaar was there the entire time, bugging me, trying to make me uncomfortable ( Read more... )

Dirty notes hidden everywhere and in pretty much every fucking thing? Check.
More Mana Crystals left out? Check.
Chocolate? Hell yeah.
Dinner caught/killed/skinned? Check.

New clothes for me? ... Workin' on it.

Just because I don't work doesn't mean I can't give her some attention, right? Right ( Read more... )