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[material_boi]

What is wrong with Gryffindors these days? Looks like Harry and Ron go at it just a bit too rough. Maybe someone should tell them punching your lover in the middle of 'heated passion' is neither sexy nor does it show love

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[ohsogay]

I do NOT smell like dead fish. You're just smelling the one I stuck in your pillowcase.

[material_boi]

YES YOU DO! NOW CLOSE YOUR LEGS RIGHT THIS INSTANT, WILLIAM STEBBINS!

[ohsogay]

...Are you on drugs?

[omfgsusan]

I didn't touch your cat.

Will did it.

[ohsogay]

I DID NO SUCH THING.

[omfgsusan]

I distinctly heard you plotting to do away with Bear after Justin threatened to break all the toasters.

[ohsogay]

You're telling tales again, Susan, you bad bad girl!

[notbloodymorgan]

MADONNA. I have perfected the writing/spelling/pronunciation of it, I think.

Maybe Pelvis fucked your cat?

[material_boi]

IT?! IT?! YOU DID NOT JUST REFER TO MADONNA AS AN IT?!

Maybe. It seems like all the cats want a piece of Bear's ass. That's kind of disgusting once you think about it.

[notbloodymorgan]

SORRY. Merlin, I meant her! MADONNA, her. Her, MADONNA.

I think they all want a piece of Pelvis. She's a sex goddess in the cat world. I taught her everything she knows. Ha!