Long John Silver said, "As you can see, mateys, I'm walkin with a limp today because my wooden leg is _______."

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1. The psychiatrist said to his secretary, "Please don't talk about fruit salad in front of my next patient. He thinks he's a _______."

And now to make up for last week being M.I.A.:
2. Did you hear that Weird Willy was thrown out of that fancy restaurant? He remembered to put on a tie, but forgot to put on ________!

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1. At the department store complaint desk, Harry said "I'll tell you why I'm returning this camel-hair coat! You forgot to remove the _____!"

2. So did you hear they're taxing hitchhikers now? Yeah... They're calling it the ______ tax.

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King Midas was amazed when he pet his beagle and it turned into a _______.

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"Mildred is such a rotten cook, once she dropped a meatloaf and it ______."

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"Dumb Donald was so dumb that when he won a gold medal at the olympics, he had it ____ed."

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Ugly Edna's father must have been a farmer, her face looks like it's been ______.

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When Jane became a vegan, she knew there would be some changes. Instead of counting sheep to fall asleep, she started counting _____ instead.

** Note to players: there is no 'actual answer' on this one, so points will be by majority only.

Old Ricardo, the 97 year old bullfighter said, "These days I am to old to fight a bull, instead I fight a ______."

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