Game Board 22

[wookiewife]

1. The psychiatrist said to his secretary, "Please don't talk about fruit salad in front of my next patient. He thinks he's a _______."

And now to make up for last week being M.I.A.:
2. Did you hear that Weird Willy was thrown out of that fancy restaurant? He remembered to put on a tie, but forgot to put on ________!


And points from the last board go to (and again, sorry about being too lazy to get these tagged soyou can clicky-clicky)...

FIVE Points!
~ aberwak
~ buffyangellvr23
~ christa_charlie
~ flamingtoilet
~ freebyrd1979

And at TWO points:
~ moonelement
~ moongirli
~ ruadhbanrigh