Teen Admits Parents Were Right About Fred DurstCHICAGO - 17-year-old Jeremy Kempf reluctantly acknowledged that parents Judith and Harvey were right about Limp Bizkit lead singer Fred Durst Tuesday. "I used to crank 'Nookie' full blast, and my parents would say that Fred Durst was an obnoxious loudmouth and Limp Bizkit sucked," Kempf said. "Then I ( Read more... )

Osama bin Laden has assets totalling at least $30m; he is a multi-millionaire. So why isn't that the way we see this person, as a rich fuck who kills people? Why didn't that become the reason for profiling potential terrorists? Instead of rounding up suspicious Arabs, why don't we say, "Oh my God, a multi-millionaire killed 3,000 people! Round up ( Read more... )

"It just goes to show ya; it doesn't matter if you're black or white, the only color that matters is green."
Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"If armageddon devices of biblical proportion don't belong in the hands of fundamentalist religious extremists, where do they belong?"

"The idea of a geocentric universe makes you sexually excited, doesn't it?"
"You want to make 16th century mathematician Johannes Kepler your bitch?"