Me: Hey baileydog, want to go for a walk on the downs?
Dog: WALK? Yaaaay! Look, here's me going to the door, for to walkyayWALK!
Rainclouds: The sky will fall on you for your insolence. Cower before our furious driving rain!
Me: Er... Nevermind.
Dog: But you PROMISED!!! *Sulk*
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