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So yeah, just hanging around on Twitter, when John retweeted this:

@flaming8thball MRJ is strutting around as if it's his show. John looks on, anger building. Gregg looks concerned yet aroused. #Masterchef
@flaming8thball A wrestling match spontaneously breaks out between John and MRJ. In Gregg's mind they are battling for his affection. #Masterchef

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So what TV shows have YOU seen John and Gregg on lately? Gregg was on Room 101 and Alan Titchmarsh on his own; I've still got to watch those... They were on the One Show last week (sadly, SADLY so much less slashy than the last time they were on *pouts* No "Mrs Wallace's" or hearty knee slaps)... And, not forgetting - John and Gregg were on the ( Read more... )

Well we're past the auditions and things are getting serious, and I just had to stop by and flailsquee at you all.

The dinner party is my FAVOURITE round; I love to see the old faces, even though I was disappointed that it was a little smaller this year than last, or at least I think it was.  I like how supportive but strict John can be, and how ( Read more... )

I can't believe the BBC (though, obviously, I am glad this is happening) - last year we had to wait an UNHOLY amount of time for Celebrity Masterchef to start... but then, as soon as it had finished, we had The Professionals... and NOW, as soon as that's finished, we've got good old amateur Masterchef :D It's like BAM, BAM, BAM - you are dead from ( Read more... )

So... It's final week on the Professionals! :D Who's been watching then? Who do we all want/think is going to win? I think that the standard this year has been outstanding. I'm sure I say that every year, but the very standard from the quarter finals onwards was absolutely amazing, and it'll sure be difficult to pick a winner (I don't envy Gregg/ ( Read more... )

My dad follows the Viz comic's Twitter feed religiously, and took great delight in showing me this one post... which I've also decided to share with all of you, lol. Just look at how Waitrose decided to display Gregg's beautiful face in this month's in-store magazine!

@vizcomic Waitrose in nob display shocker!


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So who is watching? If you haven't been - or are not used to this particular series - then I'm sure you'll probably be scared of that picture of Monica... Gosh! Fierce chick, eh? Good on her though ;) I love the way Gregg Wallace has to go all 'good cop' with the contestants to compensate for her feistiness, lol!


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My dad was grinning madly at me this morning when I came downstairs... When I asked why, he said "Ooooh, guess who's been on Daybreak while you've been washing your hair!" Bollocks, I thought, after being told - I can't believe I missed John and Gregg talking about Masterchef Live! Oh, it sounds wonderful, you know... I might just throw caution to ( Read more... )

Also on the iPlayer for this week - and I wouldn't have known if it hadn't been for Rade telling me on the last post (glad to see you've all got your Masterchef-totty-spotting binoculars out for the Autumn!) - our very own gorgeous Gregg has also been on the Great British Food Revival, talking about/cooking rhubarb and generally being adorable in ( Read more... )