Captain's Log 122: BEOWULF IS THE BEST SNOWMAN EVER

[master_of_dudes]

The place sure likes turning us all into girls, huh? It's okay for a short while since, you know, I make a cute girl and I can walk around naked and it's okay, but no way I'd wanna stay that way forever. You can't do any cool stuff if you're a girl! Like write your name in the snow, or pee in the woods, or... yeah, anything

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have i told you lately how much i love you

[idkmybfftony]

[lol nasally laughter for a few moments, he's totally not commenting on the fact that he's older than Germany. Unless we're counting HRE anyway]

Hehehe! I love your pics! (Well almost all of them. Did ya really have to use Russia's stupid yellow commie symbol?) I am the most awesome in the mansion, after all! And Guitar Hero is total yes!

And oh my god is that whale you?! I didn't know you could turn into whales, too! That's so freaking cool!

ilumoar

[master_of_dudes]

[AMERICA IS ABOVE THE CONFINES OF AGE BECAUSE HE'S THE GREATEST, OBVS.]

Thanks! Oh, yeah, that one. I couldn't find a real hammer, but I saw this shaky kid wearing a sweatshirt with that on the back of it, so I figured that was close enough! Austria's trying to argue that Guitar Hero isn't a real instrument, but what does he know? His most famous musician is a St. Bernard!

Yeah, I can turn into all kinds of animals! Whales are pretty useful, 'specially for deep sea missions! Way cooler than some shiny-haired Atlantean, right? He might be my friend, but I'm still cooler. Yeah. Definitely.

<33333333

[idkmybfftony]

[This is true. America's too cool to be olddddd /young forever]

Huh, what a fugly sweatshirt! But it counts, so whatever. And Austria is retarded when it comes to music. Seriously, the shit he listens to can be defined as 'elevator music'. Sooooo boring! And a dog? Seriously? Dogs are really talented, though! I know they can kick ass at sports, but do boring things like play Austria's boring music? I don't think so!

And no, see, you don't understand. WHALES ARE SO AWESOME! Seriously they gotta be the coolest fish things ever! I have one back at home, hanging out with Tony! They helped me meet Japan! But turning into animals is so cooooool!

And you're definitely cooler because you're American. Auto win by default!

[master_of_dudes]

I know! D'ya think it qualifies as animal abuse if you make a dog that boring? Man, Austria's one messed up country. What's is problem, anyway? He doesn't even know who Taylor Swift is!

Wow dude, you really like whales. I can change into all kinds of whales if you ever want me to! [Attention whore? Beast Boy? Never.]

Y... yeah, you're right! I totally beat fish boy in coolness by miles! I bet he doesn't even know what 4th of July is!

[voice]

[azureflamegod]

........Why am I 'something creepy'?

[voice]

[master_of_dudes]

Cuz you lick me in my sleep and have basically watched me shower since even before we were together.

...I also put you under "something warm"? And I wasn't just talkin' about you being made of fire, you know.

[voice]

[azureflamegod]

I watch everyone. It is part of my job. Nn, still don't have cameras in all the rooms, though...

...Ahh? What do you mean?

[voice]

[master_of_dudes]

That might be true in cyberspace, but in reality there are laws against that.

Well. You know. You're really friendly towards people, you help out everyone around here. You stayed my friend even after the first time we met didn't go too well. I dunno, you've got a warm personality.

...And you're really good to hug in the winter cuz you're so warm. Literally.

/saves that picture ahh

[mashespotatoes]

I guess I'm old by human standards.

ISN'T IT PRETTY?

[master_of_dudes]

Yeah! All those European nations are like, older than time, since they had to discover America and stuff. No offense. At least you don't look super old. Not older than Saix.

YESS

[mashespotatoes]

I didn't discover America.

[master_of_dudes]

I know, Columbus did! But America's got German people in it. I know, I've seen the flags for Oktoberfest.

/also saves picture

[militaristics]

What.

lollllll

[master_of_dudes]

What?

[militaristics]

What.

[master_of_dudes]

What?

[voiceofriga]

W-what is this for!?

[master_of_dudes]

A scavenger hunt party! I'm totally gonna win.

Hey, you're the kid with the hammer on his back!

1/3

[voiceofriga]

O-oh well, um. Good l-luck-

2/3

[voiceofriga]

H-hammer?