Comments | master_kogane: Hi, this is me being really pissed off. Fancy meeting you here!

master_kogane

Hi, this is me being really pissed off. Fancy meeting you here!

Oct 08, 2008 22:41

Lets talk about Flash Gordon or Fail Gordon, how I'll refer to him from now on.

Firstly: What have you done to one of my favorite childhood heroes?

Secondly: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD HEROES? /not so stealthy Yahtzee reference is not so stealthy

I get what they were trying to do. Really. They tried to surf the ( Read more... )

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leinyan October 8 2008, 21:55:47 UTC

oh man can you imagine a porn film with superheroes?

master_kogane October 8 2008, 22:03:33 UTC

Actually, the original comics are porn. Crotch shots, panty shots, cleavages of doom, sex; it's all in there. The stories I could tell youuuuuu....

They just don't bring it on the screen.

leinyan October 8 2008, 22:05:25 UTC

it isn't porn unless one or more characters have ~*~relations~*~ (oral is acceptable)

master_kogane October 9 2008, 19:27:59 UTC

Oh, bb, you are so innocent when it comes to comics.

There's at least one sexing going one in every 10 pages.
Everyone has fucked had relationships with everyone from the opposite gender (or the evil twin/other dimension counterpart/etc).
There are lots and lots of lesbian scenes and the ghey that no one wants to admit to, but that bites you in the face every few pages.

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aphelion_orion October 8 2008, 22:40:32 UTC

Gods. I am not a fan of any of these shows, but it still bugs me when they create such incredibly stupid spin-offs, like that Smallville thing. Superman has never looked so unbelievable.

master_kogane October 9 2008, 12:45:08 UTC

I was able to stand Smallville's first and second Season there was nothing else to watch and Lex was interesting, but onlY because I didn't actually think of Clark as Superman. It was just some lame alternate reality, but then it got too lame and headdesk inducing and I hAd to stop.

And when I read about their plans to make a show about the original Robin, Dick Grayson, I can't decide if I should be happy (he's my favorite <3) or if I should be afraid of the things to come D:

earthtojendell October 9 2008, 06:56:27 UTC

Hehe, I totally read this entry- but the whole time I was being overloaded with teh Queen song running in my head (and starting over with "FLASH! AHH-AHHH!" everytime I saw the word 'Flash') so I couldn't really concentrate. Maybe I should get my Queenomiter looked at. :-P

master_kogane October 9 2008, 12:46:29 UTC

LOL, that definitely makes this entry sound less bitchy and more awesome XD

Ther's nothing wrong with a Queenometer. *nods*

entangled_now October 9 2008, 19:09:44 UTC

I'm not going to watch this, everyone seems to hate it with terrible angry, rampaging hatred.

I kind of liked the film....

Though I am amused at the idea of an erotic mood that makes people uncomfortable...I haven't had TV do that to me for agggggges.

master_kogane October 9 2008, 19:23:50 UTC

Yay, then I'm not in the wrong! Even though people who love it would probably make me very suspicious.

I only remember the cartoon <333 and a few of the really old episodes. When did the movie come out?

Even more than uncomfortable. I really did pull an EW DO NOT WANT D: at the screen, that was stuck for at least 5 minutes. I felt dirty and had to cleanse myself with ghey pronz. *nods nods*

entangled_now October 9 2008, 19:28:38 UTC

It's true, I don't think I've heard of anyone liking it and I don't like the star, the guy that was in Smallville that looked like a lizard D:

It was about 1986? It had some people that weren't very famous in it and it was corny and ridiculous and utterly mad.

More than uncomfortable? That has to be bad, I have to ask what exactly was happening to do that now? I'm glad you managed to detox with ghey pronz

master_kogane October 9 2008, 19:40:36 UTC

He's totally not cool or awesome. He's boring and I've already forgotten what he looks like thank God. ): Everyone in Smallville was creepy and a lizard!

and it was corny and ridiculous and utterly mad
That sounds suspiciously like what I remember! :o

Firstly they made Ming somehow less creepy and evil and he comes across like the guy in a bad porn movie who thinks he's totally badass when he's really just pathetic. Then he has the obligatory harem of stupid but pretty girls around him, who think it's an honor to serve him. And- really, he eyes her over and says "Clear her and send her to my rooms" AND IT'S JUST AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS *brain bleaches*

Ghey pronz is the cure to bad everythings! Also, I found a really awesome SGA fic. But it's het *le gasp*! :o

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