Hi, this is me being really pissed off. Fancy meeting you here!

[master_kogane]

Lets talk about Flash Gordon or Fail Gordon, how I'll refer to him from now on.

Firstly: What have you done to one of my favorite childhood heroes?

Secondly: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD HEROES? /not so stealthy Yahtzee reference is not so stealthy

I get what they were trying to do. Really. They tried to surf the

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[entangled_now]

I'm not going to watch this, everyone seems to hate it with terrible angry, rampaging hatred.

I kind of liked the film....

Though I am amused at the idea of an erotic mood that makes people uncomfortable...I haven't had TV do that to me for agggggges.

[master_kogane]

Yay, then I'm not in the wrong! Even though people who love it would probably make me very suspicious.

I only remember the cartoon <333 and a few of the really old episodes. When did the movie come out?

Even more than uncomfortable. I really did pull an EW DO NOT WANT D: at the screen, that was stuck for at least 5 minutes. I felt dirty and had to cleanse myself with ghey pronz. *nods nods*

[entangled_now]

It's true, I don't think I've heard of anyone liking it and I don't like the star, the guy that was in Smallville that looked like a lizard D:

It was about 1986? It had some people that weren't very famous in it and it was corny and ridiculous and utterly mad.

More than uncomfortable? That has to be bad, I have to ask what exactly was happening to do that now? I'm glad you managed to detox with ghey pronz

[master_kogane]

He's totally not cool or awesome. He's boring and I've already forgotten what he looks like thank God. ): Everyone in Smallville was creepy and a lizard!

and it was corny and ridiculous and utterly mad
That sounds suspiciously like what I remember! :o

Firstly they made Ming somehow less creepy and evil and he comes across like the guy in a bad porn movie who thinks he's totally badass when he's really just pathetic. Then he has the obligatory harem of stupid but pretty girls around him, who think it's an honor to serve him. And- really, he eyes her over and says "Clear her and send her to my rooms" AND IT'S JUST AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS *brain bleaches*

Ghey pronz is the cure to bad everythings! Also, I found a really awesome SGA fic. But it's het *le gasp*! :o

[entangled_now]

I kind of remember his face not quite looking like it fits and he has a weird Adam's apple, the rest I must have repressed! I kind of liked a couple of the Smallville people so clearly I'm far too easy.

Ok, you're just telling me about it and I'm already slightly uncomfortable so I don't dare watch it! D: Though I can't stop thinking that porn-movie-Ming would be about the most hilarious thing ever (Big Collars FTW!)

It is, it has been proven to be the cure for everything! An awesome het fic?! *gasps too* I must read this fic for myself! What's the pairing?

[master_kogane]

Yes, I agree! They are just starting to throw in other heroes here, it's kind of amusing in a train wreck syndrome way. I just wish Lana would finally die and stay dead and Clark would stop being so stupid and boring.

It's better that way, because you can't unsee it! ): I'm pretty sure there's hilariously bad Ming porn fanfiction out there. (Kinky, baby!)

MINE! *evil laugh*

It's really just awesome if you've seen Season 4 Episode 15, sadly ):

[entangled_now]

WHY WON'T LANA DIE? WHY?!

You can never unsee it once it has been seen D: I don't think I want to read the hilariously bad Ming porn fanfic, I think it would scar me...I would dream of giant collars and baldness!

LOL! I'm going to keep that until I have seen it, because I trust your judgement of AWESOME! *steals fic*