Since I'm slowly going crazy I've decided that I should document it. I recently purchased the site www.OhSoFat.com so you all can see all the unhealthy food I eat.


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He who eats alone chokes alone.  ~Proverb

I eat 9 out of 10 meals by myself and I've gotten into some pretty bad habits. Yes, I lick my plates clean and make strange farm animal sounds when no one is around. So what? As I begin my journey into cranky-old-man-dom I realize that I shouldn't give a $*% and it'd be nice to associate with other ( Read more... )

On my 26th birthday I convinced myself that, no, I am not in panic mode just yet. There is still plenty of time to amass an army and conquer the Americas.


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It's been a while since I've been sweaty. I'd like to think it's because I have a highly evolved system for cooling my body but it's probably because I've been lazy. I'm trying to change that.

In preparation for the summer heat I went jogging outside for the first time in years which didn't kill me as I predicted. I also drove my car without ( Read more... )

For some reason Myspace has been disabling the link to my webpage (www.PoisonApple.com) and I didn't know why. A few of my friends also told me that their work blocked my site so it wouldn't load while they were supposed to be doing their jobs. I didn't figure out till just recently....

I bought an old porn site! Haha!


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Being a hardcore gangster thug and owning your own business can be a very difficult combination. When I'm not patrolling the streets protecting my "hood" I'm clipping coupons and looking for deals to cut down my expenses to increase my profit margin.


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After a hard days work breaking rocks and printing shirts I gave myself the day off. I also taped myself working so I could watch it later to improve my efficiency.

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I hope everyone has a productive day :)
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The NFL draft was on yesterday and I thought to myself, "Hey, if I was only 7 inches taller, took better care of myself, and not Asian I could have totally gone pro!" Curse you blasted Homer-esque genes!


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Mark Lim - It's hard to explain my fear of leaving the house. I think it's a combination of ( Read more... )

My friend Misa was in Orange County for a photo shoot today so I took the day off to have lunch with her in Newport Beach. She sells my shirts on her website so technically this was a business lunch and I can write it off on my stupid stupid taxes next year. On top of her international modeling gigs she owns an awesome handmade jewelry company. Her ( Read more... )