Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XVII

Apr 29, 2013 11:33

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Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 1/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:39:10 UTC
Garrus discovers just how much Shepard's discovered about turian bathhouse practices.

Thanks to all of the positive feedback, here's the official sequel to 'Clean Only in Cipritine'!

http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/6870.html?thread=31288022#t31288022

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 1/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:39:30 UTC
Garrus, for the first time in a long time, was nervous about going home. Home to Cipritine ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 2/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:40:17 UTC
He attended to his family business. He was there as one of many witnesses from various branches of the greater clan for entering the names of a cohort of new infants into the Records after their plates hardened enough to be traditionally presented to the public. He liked Recording Days, actually. Babies were simply cute and they were perfect centers of attention. Innocent and new, with no pressures on them to do anything of their potential ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 3/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:40:53 UTC
He met her in her hotel's lobby. She was sitting in her radiation suit, her helmet by her side. She was alert, of course, watching the people passing by. Her gaze settled on him unwaveringly ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 4/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:41:46 UTC
He took her to what used to be a private garden of an ancient primarch, now a public place for visitors. That primarch was of eccentric tastes and this garden was the best of their legacy in that art. People came for the beauty of aged trees and beds full of old-fashioned blooms, the walks were all pebble mosaics in beautiful patterns, and there were statuary from significant artists of that era. But the showcase was water ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 5/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:42:30 UTC
Garrus couldn't help feeling that Shepard's innocent smile at him was another one of those wordless lies told by lying humans who didn't much care that their lying was a bad lie. It got his cop instincts fired up immediately because they only smiled those kinds of smiles when everything was fait accompli and everything was beyond saving ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 5/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 02:22:01 UTC
Just had to post now and tell you I am LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at Garrus' reaction! This is fucking awesome, a!a. XD

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 5/9 anonymous October 7 2014, 13:54:45 UTC
Shepard is a perv.

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 6/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:43:21 UTC
Garrus, if somebody were to ask about his whereabouts that day, would have to draw a blank starting from when Shepard went to pay and this moment, where he was watching her unclasp and step out of her rad suit. He had no ability to recall how he found this bathhouse, where it was, or how they got there ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 6/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 05:39:48 UTC
Whoa, okay. Human vulva. And it's pink.

I died.

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 6/9 anonymous June 1 2013, 16:16:37 UTC
Second confirmed kill right here.

Best callback in history.

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 7/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:44:14 UTC
They moved so that Shepard was sitting in front of him, between his legs. Spirits, her skin was phenomenal to feel, uninterrupted smoothness under his hands. She sighed as he petted her, giving him enough time to exhale and rally his mind ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 8/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:44:55 UTC
Shepard moves and Garrus moves to match her intent, swinging his leg over the bench so that he's no longer straddling it and she's kneeling before him. She picks up the oil and wordlessly starts with a foot and rubbing in with care. She doesn't even rush; it's strange but she GETS the rules and that he needs to follow those rules ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 8/9 anonymous October 7 2014, 14:11:31 UTC
People were definitely looking, now.

THEY ARE DOING THIS IN FRONT OF OTHERS!?!?!?!? What if there were kids at this bathhouse?

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 9/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 01:45:32 UTC
They make it back to her hotel and lock themselves into her room. She's bound and determined to travel all the planes of his body and he's right there with her. They fall asleep curled around each other in her bed ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Wax On, Wax Off, fShep/Garrus 9/9 anonymous May 28 2013, 02:35:39 UTC
Oh my god, this is the most amazing thing ever. I was laughing so goddamn hard, and then the smut was HOT AS FUCK and . . . I just . . . I am the ded, anon. This fic, in all its awesomeness, has killed me. I love you for it. :)

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