Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XVI

Mar 16, 2013 13:28

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Re: Parental Privileges anonymous April 16 2013, 12:52:29 UTC
I'm really sorry if I've massacred Shepard's characterisation but aaaa I tried ( ... )

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 16 2013, 12:53:22 UTC
"THAT'S DIFFERENT. HEY WHERE DID THEY GO?" John had evidently just noticed that Ashley and Decimus had slipped out together, leaving behind Ashley's omnitool so that Liara could keep him distracted. "I'LL FIND THEM. ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE ( ... )

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 16 2013, 13:01:51 UTC
A!A, you are a gem. I laughed a lot at this.

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 16 2013, 13:16:50 UTC
I lol'd

great work a!a

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 16 2013, 17:10:45 UTC
oh you had me laughing all along :D thanks A!A

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 16 2013, 21:28:22 UTC
OMG! This is the best thing ever. I can't stop laughing!! He made the reaper come down onto the citadel. Jesus i can't.

As soon as I saw "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" I was cracking up and couldn't stop. Then he's all "I LOVE YOU" as a reaper let me dieeeee. He even tries to set the table back!!!! This is the best thing ever. I seriously can't! Thanks A!A. All the awards (or unborn babies as promised) to you.

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 16 2013, 22:43:45 UTC
Awesome XD

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 17 2013, 04:59:55 UTC
Loved this, A!A. Sequel would be the best!

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 17 2013, 05:51:34 UTC
'THIS EMBARRASSES YOU.'

That was great. All of it. XD

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 17 2013, 15:59:53 UTC
Read the premise of the story and thought I might see a somewhat typical Reapershep in a regular size, humanoid, synthetic body kind of scenario. I have never been so happy to be wrong. You brought me to tears with laughter and I thank you though now all I want is MORE!

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) aanoni April 17 2013, 20:25:35 UTC
"I LOVE YOU," the volus said as the reaper waved one massive tentacle at her.

laughed like mad at this, especially since i'm replaying ME3 and Joker just mentioned something about teaching the reapers to love.

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 17 2013, 23:39:46 UTC
This is the funniest thing I've read in ages. You made this Anon's crappy week a lot better A!A, thank you.

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous April 19 2013, 01:22:59 UTC
If there was a way to win the internet, this story would be it.

This is also now one of my Canon endings for Control.

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Re: Parental Privileges (2/2) anonymous June 9 2013, 06:57:38 UTC
.... I love this. Giggling like an idiot at 3am reading it- "THIS EMBARESSES YOU" was just...... oh god it hurts to laugh! And then the guy actually stands up and tries to talk to Reaper!Shep!Volus and I melted a little because oooh my god adorable. I need to see this dinner. This fill can only get better.

Also the giant reaper waving, bellowing it loves her and trying to right the table just ckghfdkghfdjghfdlkghfdkjg

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