Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART III

Sep 16, 2010 16:07

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[Fill] The Loving Kind 1/? anonymous February 17 2011, 21:51:49 UTC
Damn it! Formatting error caused repost
Filling this prompt: http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/585.html?thread=810569#t810569
Everyone is hot for Fem Shep
Not an orgy request sorry ( ... )

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 2/? anonymous February 17 2011, 21:52:42 UTC
"Leave the boy alone," Zaeed husked, tapping his gloves together as he began the dance. Kaidan grabbed his towel and an energy bar, drifting closer to the ring as he ripped the foil open ( ... )

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 2/? anonymous February 18 2011, 02:18:42 UTC
MOAR!

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 3/? anonymous February 18 2011, 14:42:07 UTC
In the end, what had really brought him to Omega? Was it the little smile she reserved for someone who had pleasantly surprised her by doing something good, showing her the universe was worth saving? Was it the hollow in her hip he liked to scrape his teeth over? Was it the two gasps and shudder that preceded an orgasm, which was giving him some sort of Pavlovian love of laboured breath?

Was it the useless Council, the blind Alliance, the frustration of knowing what was coming?

In the end, Kaidan knew what the real answer was. He had gone to Omega in his best armour and with heavily modified weaponry because . . . because he wasn't going to stand in reserve, damn it. He wasn't going to wait until it was too late. And even if it meant working with her, opening up that wound - falling in love again? - damn it, it was what he had to do ( ... )

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 4/? anonymous February 18 2011, 15:21:04 UTC
The conversation had started innocently enough, awkward of course. Joker would always be the one who killed Shepard, and Kaidan knew he'd treated the pilot unfairly. But the second night on board the Normandy, he had found Joker in the mess and asked how he was and it had just come from there. Joker was easy to talk to. He got stuff out of you that you didn't know you had.

"So how's you and the Commander, huh?"

"Uh, I'm really not sure, Joker."

"She was pretty cut up after Horizon. I thought you guys might have, you know, called it quits?"

"I'm not sure."

"Well, you might want to make sure. EDI told me she was doing a real Sha'ira routine with Jacob the day after, real femme fatale stuff. Poor guy was never able to look her in the face again."Kaidan began to massage shampoo into his scalp, conscious that Jacob was rushing through his ablutions. "Hey," he said, almost before he knew what he was doing. "Can I ask you a question ( ... )

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Random anon passing by anonymous February 18 2011, 19:40:08 UTC
Dear author anon, this is perfect. I laughed so hard it hurt.
Good old-fashioned shower comparing is so full of win :)
Thank you and please continue <3 <3 <3

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 5/? anonymous February 18 2011, 21:55:56 UTC
"But it was Miranda I was really thinking about."

"Wait, what?"

"Miranda? Oh come on, Kaidan, you've seen Miranda. She's perfect. Got that little girl lost routine that gets the Commander going. When Miranda asked Shepard to help with the sister? Swear to God, the Commander looked broody all week."Back in 'uniform' - unlike Shepard he couldn't bring himself to work in dungarees, so a patch-less Alliance set of BDUs had to do - Kaidan returned to the mess. A few of the crew were lurking there, Tali included. She raised a hand in the quarian equivalent of a greeting smile. Kaidan nodded his head to her as he passed. Despite the energy bar, his stomach was growling after the work out and the little biotic pulse he'd used to shock Jacob ( ... )

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 5/? anonymous February 19 2011, 00:34:17 UTC
I love this fill, and I love how you describe Kaidan. He's a good guy, sure, but he's not a pushover! Also, interacting with the crew: fantastic.

In conclusion: F5F5F5F5F5F5

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 6/? anonymous February 19 2011, 10:25:46 UTC
'Forgot you were an L2 ( ... )

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 7/? anonymous February 20 2011, 18:53:25 UTC
"Oh, but, I feel like I should probably warn you. You know, as a friend."

"What are you saying, Joker?"

"Just that you might want to look up the word 'siha'. The commander asked EDI once. Never saw someone go so red."Thane stretched out over the rubble, his cheek nuzzled against the sniper's grip. His breathing was slow, the gentlest rasp detectable under the hiss of air. Kaidan crouched on Agebinium's red dust, watching the sun as it began to warp upon reaching the horizon ( ... )

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 7/? anonymous February 21 2011, 15:25:04 UTC
Dude. Kaidan reading Shepard's mood just based on her /shoulder rolls/?

It shouldn't be hot, but it is. I anxiously await further installments~

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 8/? anonymous February 22 2011, 22:29:07 UTC
Thane exhaled softly, dust dancing away. The falling temperatures registered even inside Kaidan's suit and he wondered at Thane's choice of clothing. Were Drell cold blooded ( ... )

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 8/? anonymous February 26 2011, 02:46:23 UTC
f5ing like the fist of an angry god.

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 9/? anonymous February 27 2011, 17:01:21 UTC
"But, uh, I guess you'd know. Does the Commander swing both ways?"

"Joker, what? What the hell?"

"I was just wondering!"

"Come on."

"Tali does."

"Joker!"Shepard laughed so much that her uncut ale splurted from her nose. She howled in pain, coughing and choking back her laughter. She doubled over, helpless, and slid from her chair to the deck. She landed with a thump and Kaidan wheezed, slumping over the table and his cards. Of everyone present in the Skyllian five ring, only Tali maintained enough control to whack Shepard between the shoulder blades ( ... )

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 10/? anonymous March 2 2011, 21:14:54 UTC
Garrus slung Tali's arm over his shoulders, taking her slight weight off of Shepard's frame as he stepped into the elevator. He turned as Shepard said a few quiet words to Tali. Garrus shot Kaidan a look over the top of Shepard's head, a look that conveyed envy and yet sympathy all at once, before Ken tapped the console and the elevator doors closed ( ... )

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Re: [Fill] The Loving Kind 11/11 anonymous March 2 2011, 21:42:01 UTC

"No," Kaidan said slowly, sitting down on the vacated settee. "I want to apologise."

Shepard's brows quirked together. "For . . . Horizon? You apologised when you came on board, I know why-"

"No," he shook his head. "For . . . for some of the things I've been thinking lately."

Now Shepard sobered, tilting her head to the side as she scrutinised him. "What do you mean?"

"I . . . I've been jealous of Tali for God's sakes. I saw you put your arm around her tonight and I almost wanted to punch her!"

Shepard's eyebrows shot up towards her hairline and she suppressed a snort of laughter. "What?" Her arms fell back to her sides and she raised a hand to hide her smile.

"And it's not just Tali," Kaidan persisted, leaning forward and resting his arms on his knees. "I think Thane and I had a pissing contest back on Agebinium. I threatened Jacob with my biotics."

"Jacob?" Shepard repeated, eyes boggling. She circled the coffee table to sit beside him. "Why Jacob? He's all cow eyed over Miranda ( ... )

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