FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [1/7]
anonymous
September 14 2011, 19:55:26 UTC
[For This prompt! Holy shit, anonymous xenoporn why are you so fun to try and write]
Shepard's been having some real trouble sleeping lately. Never been much of a heavy sleeper to start with, and since he's...been dead, or...undead. Comatose? Well, whatever, important thing was that it was near damn impossible to get more than an hour or two's rest. Sure, means he can spend the time when everyone but the skeleton night cycle crew are asleep and there's nothing urgent looming for the next few hours playing Galaxy of Fantasy as much as he pleases (and since there've been two years of updates, patches and expansions to get caught up with, it's been time productively spent), but hell, even big extranet games get boring. So does recalibrating his weapons, cleaning his armour, playing with his toy ships and pretending he was a giant human reaper stomping on the Citadel fleet, modding everything, trying to peel the Cerberus patches off his uniform, taking a few little solo excursions off-ship, putting off responding to emails, lifting
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Re: FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [7/7]
anonymous
September 15 2011, 14:36:16 UTC
Hee, thank you so much, i'm glad you liked it. It's my favourite pairing too, although there's like 0% chance of it actually happening in ME3 ;_; I certainly wouldn't mind writing more, anyhow.
Re: FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [7/7]
anonymous
September 15 2011, 15:50:02 UTC
True, I know Garrus and Tali got bumped up to LI status as a result of fan campaigning. This is on the bioware forums? Never use 'em, but may wander on over for a looksee, now...
Finally, one of my prompts was filled! AuthorAnon I LOVE you!!! You did an amazing job with the characters and the alien porn and the oral sex...
ohmygod the oral sex... **fans self** whew.
Dare I ask for a part2? What happens in the elevator? What happens in the loft? What happens the next time Shepard and Joker are on Omega... he did say he wanted to try hanar (and given their fun little game of chicken in the cockpit, maybe Joker can be talked into that too!) ;p
Ah OP, very happy I could (eventually) make it happen for you and it was so enjoyed! Thank you very much. C:
Weeeeelllllll if you'd like I can certainly have a crack at it later this week (along with some of the zillion other half-written prompts on my kmeme document, hoho~) I do love me some M!Shep/Joker, yessir. ;3 I'd love to try writing hanar porn properly too. Aliens are such fun!
So...couldn't help but notice those little links you posted.
Let me tell you something , Sunfish was the first slash story I read (previously I had shipped femShep/Joker pretty hardcore), and it is the sole reason I will re-roll my canon Shepard from f to m if Joker happens to become a LI in ME3 (I'm already replaying manShep so he can get down and delicious with Kaidan, but that's...that wasn't my point)...anyways...Sunfish was incredible, opened up a whole new realm of sexiness I wasn't aware I so thoroughly enjoyed reading.
Also, after checking out those links, turns out I was OP for another one of your stories! I feel so spoiled! :)
In conclusion: You're a terrific writer, your work is fucking sexy as hell, and even though I know this is anonymous so there is really no possible way for me to know which prompts you are filling ...I look forward to reading more from you! <3
Aw, OP~! Step one of my cunning plan (get everybody else on this meme to ship m!shep/Joker with me) is already coming to fruition. Honestly though, i'm super chuffed I managed to write something that got you so interested! C: Hell, i've got two foreveralone Sheps of either gender hoping they can bag Joker in ME3, we must never give up hope even if chances are low. I'd be very happy to get a nice, steamy roll with Kaidan, too. All that burning sexual tension from ME1 has to get resolved somehow.
Ohh, which of the other ones was yours? C: Hope I did it justice.
fghdghjhjd ♥ ♥ ♥ I'll do my best to keep delivering! Thank you! :D
It's at the ????? stage. Soon, my friend. Soon. Ughhhh this. I mean, my canonshep is pretty much bi, but the current het options just do nothing for me. ): He was going after Ash in my first run but then lolVirmire'd. Seriously though, if looks could tear a man's clothes off and bend him over a...console or whatever it is he's always pretending to do outside of Shep'd room. Well. That would happen.
The one and only! Oh my god that show, only thing on right now that actually makes me laugh out loud. So excited for the new series. Do post the prompt! (On that note, have you seen the ME/Archer mashups on youtube? So perfect.)
Ohhh yes! Haha, just happy it was so well-recieved. Hope at least we'll get some fierce angry Kaidan s/s in ME3. ;D Although, looking at the new comic, that Vega guy is looking a little more interesting if they're gonna make him eligible.
<3 No dude, you're awesome. In fact, this whole damn meme is awesome. May it go on for many happy years.
I had no idea there was a ME/Archer mashup. The part in the first one, with Liara/Carol/Cherly talking about the fireman to the Normandy crew...and then turning to Wrex and asking him to choke her...I teared up I was laughing so hard. It really is the funniest show on telelvision right now. Also, Kaidan as Cyril...Mordin as Krieger? Gah, priceless.
Regardless of who all is a LI, at least one of my Sheps will be romancing Kaidan in whatever capacity Bioware grants us. It better be angst-y, passionate, and perferably up against a wall. *shrugs* Just sayin'.
Oh, I know! A match made in heaven. Did you catch the first ep of S3/continuation of S2, Heart of Archness? Oh god Patrick Warburton (VA of Brock Samson!) is in it and it is just fabulous.
Indeed. I'd be so up for some intense, angry, testosterone-filled romance with Alenko, especially since he seems like he's taken a few levels in badass, looking all tousled, seasoned and sexy.
DUH (and or hello):P Patrick Warburton + H.Jon Benjamin= Sploosh. Talk about pairing of sexy voices. Not gonna lie, the two of them alone...in a raft...my mind went...other places...
And Kaidan does look esp badass in me3. My laptop background (until like 2 weeks ago) was the Shep/Kaidan/Liara me3 picture...and I like the tougher look...more rough around the edges. Yummy and growly. Mmm. I adore growly Kaidan.
Word. Blew my mind a little when I realised H. Jon Benjamin plays Doc Orpheus' master in Venture Bros! Which made me hope Warburton might one day be in Archer. Oh man. Thank you, TV gods! I'm pretty sure Rip's potentially Sterling's dad, although they are both pretty delicious. C:
Ungh ME3 plz come sooner. Jizzed myself when I saw that pic for the first time, and not only because they put Kaidan on some promo art instead of...Ash's evil twin or whatever happened there. Unf, if there's growly-voiced Kaidan involved I shall simply swoon.
Ya H.Jon Benjamin has done a ton of VA work. I still love him as McGuirk from Home Movies...he's such a dick in it, only he's also a kid's soccer coach instead of a secret agent. Sweet...maybe we'll finally figure out who Archer's father is! I thought for sure it would be Len Trexler!
You're right, Kaidan doesn't seem to get much promotional love. He's such a great piece of gaming eye candy I'm surprised they dont use him more. And ya, IDK what they did to Ashley's new look. I liked her look in ME a lot, it was very fitting (even though I still chose Kaidan over her on Virmire every time. My Shepards just have mad biotic love). But now its...bitchy? Is that the right word?
Shepard's been having some real trouble sleeping lately. Never been much of a heavy sleeper to start with, and since he's...been dead, or...undead. Comatose? Well, whatever, important thing was that it was near damn impossible to get more than an hour or two's rest. Sure, means he can spend the time when everyone but the skeleton night cycle crew are asleep and there's nothing urgent looming for the next few hours playing Galaxy of Fantasy as much as he pleases (and since there've been two years of updates, patches and expansions to get caught up with, it's been time productively spent), but hell, even big extranet games get boring. So does recalibrating his weapons, cleaning his armour, playing with his toy ships and pretending he was a giant human reaper stomping on the Citadel fleet, modding everything, trying to peel the Cerberus patches off his uniform, taking a few little solo excursions off-ship, putting off responding to emails, lifting ( ... )
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ohmygod the oral sex...
**fans self**
whew.
Dare I ask for a part2? What happens in the elevator? What happens in the loft? What happens the next time Shepard and Joker are on Omega...
he did say he wanted to try hanar (and given their fun little game of chicken in the cockpit, maybe Joker can be talked into that too!)
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Weeeeelllllll if you'd like I can certainly have a crack at it later this week (along with some of the zillion other half-written prompts on my kmeme document, hoho~)
I do love me some M!Shep/Joker, yessir. ;3 I'd love to try writing hanar porn properly too. Aliens are such fun!
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So...couldn't help but notice those little links you posted.
Let me tell you something , Sunfish was the first slash story I read (previously I had shipped femShep/Joker pretty hardcore), and it is the sole reason I will re-roll my canon Shepard from f to m if Joker happens to become a LI in ME3 (I'm already replaying manShep so he can get down and delicious with Kaidan, but that's...that wasn't my point)...anyways...Sunfish was incredible, opened up a whole new realm of sexiness I wasn't aware I so thoroughly enjoyed reading.
Also, after checking out those links, turns out I was OP for another one of your stories! I feel so spoiled! :)
In conclusion: You're a terrific writer, your work is fucking sexy as hell, and even though I know this is anonymous so there is really no possible way for me to know which prompts you are filling ...I look forward to reading more from you! <3
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Ohh, which of the other ones was yours? C: Hope I did it justice.
fghdghjhjd ♥ ♥ ♥ I'll do my best to keep delivering! Thank you! :D
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Ughhhh this. I mean, my canonshep is pretty much bi, but the current het options just do nothing for me. ): He was going after Ash in my first run but then lolVirmire'd. Seriously though, if looks could tear a man's clothes off and bend him over a...console or whatever it is he's always pretending to do outside of Shep'd room. Well. That would happen.
The one and only! Oh my god that show, only thing on right now that actually makes me laugh out loud. So excited for the new series. Do post the prompt! (On that note, have you seen the ME/Archer mashups on youtube? So perfect.)
Ohhh yes! Haha, just happy it was so well-recieved. Hope at least we'll get some fierce angry Kaidan s/s in ME3. ;D Although, looking at the new comic, that Vega guy is looking a little more interesting if they're gonna make him eligible.
<3 No dude, you're awesome. In fact, this whole damn meme is awesome. May it go on for many happy years.
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Regardless of who all is a LI, at least one of my Sheps will be romancing Kaidan in whatever capacity Bioware grants us. It better be angst-y, passionate, and perferably up against a wall. *shrugs* Just sayin'.
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Indeed. I'd be so up for some intense, angry, testosterone-filled romance with Alenko, especially since he seems like he's taken a few levels in badass, looking all tousled, seasoned and sexy.
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Patrick Warburton + H.Jon Benjamin= Sploosh.
Talk about pairing of sexy voices.
Not gonna lie, the two of them alone...in a raft...my mind went...other places...
And Kaidan does look esp badass in me3. My laptop background (until like 2 weeks ago) was the Shep/Kaidan/Liara me3 picture...and I like the tougher look...more rough around the edges. Yummy and growly. Mmm. I adore growly Kaidan.
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I'm pretty sure Rip's potentially Sterling's dad, although they are both pretty delicious. C:
Ungh ME3 plz come sooner. Jizzed myself when I saw that pic for the first time, and not only because they put Kaidan on some promo art instead of...Ash's evil twin or whatever happened there. Unf, if there's growly-voiced Kaidan involved I shall simply swoon.
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Sweet...maybe we'll finally figure out who Archer's father is! I thought for sure it would be Len Trexler!
You're right, Kaidan doesn't seem to get much promotional love. He's such a great piece of gaming eye candy I'm surprised they dont use him more. And ya, IDK what they did to Ashley's new look. I liked her look in ME a lot, it was very fitting (even though I still chose Kaidan over her on Virmire every time. My Shepards just have mad biotic love). But now its...bitchy? Is that the right word?
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