Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART VI

Sep 12, 2011 13:11

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Kaiden gets flamed anonymous September 12 2011, 03:23:33 UTC
F!Shepard is always helping everyone else, but hardly anyone ever asks how she's doing. I'd like to see Kaiden get some angry/protective emails from past crew members who heard about Horizon.

Bonus points for Garrius, tali, and all sending them and Shepard having no idea they'd even noticed she was upset.

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Re: Kaiden gets flamed anonymous September 12 2011, 05:34:47 UTC
OP here: When I said "all" I meant Joker but anyways, on reflection I'd be okay with the emails coming from any on the crew. Past crew members from ME1 make the most sense, but if you think you can write a Grunt email then go for it. lol

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Re: Kaiden gets flamed anonymous October 3 2011, 12:48:55 UTC
I'm on it! I wanted to flame him for a long time now.

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Re: Kaiden gets flamed anonymous October 5 2011, 16:04:37 UTC
I laughed so hard at this. I totally agree!

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Morinth fluff anonymous September 12 2011, 03:24:02 UTC
Morinth has a tender moment, cookies if it's right before she kills someone preferably Nef.

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Re: Morinth fluff anonymous September 12 2011, 22:31:29 UTC
This

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Quiet anonymous June 27 2012, 15:52:18 UTC
There were quiet moments, in-between the hunt. Quiet moments, without the pounding of the bass, the buzz of drugs, the thrill of closing in ( ... )

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Re: Quiet anonymous June 27 2012, 16:35:14 UTC
A knockout of a minifill. This was great; the details like Nef's fondness for sweet things and tickle fights in Morinth's Seducer Arsenal really makes this piece. Plus, there's never enough Morinth here.

Awesome awesome awesome

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Paragon M!Shep anonymous September 12 2011, 03:24:40 UTC
Super awkward/shy M!Shep and a girl shamelessly hitting on him.

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Re: Paragon M!Shep anonymous September 12 2011, 06:52:53 UTC
Seconded for awkward!Shep acting cute.

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Re: Paragon M!Shep anonymous September 12 2011, 23:10:49 UTC
Make it Daro'Xen oh please make it Daro'Xen.

Or you'll be ON MY LIST!!! *Insert threatening face here*

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MINIFILL TIME. anonymous September 18 2011, 22:52:32 UTC
I can't really think of the buildup for this, so I'll skip to the punchline.

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She felt a hand land heavily on a shoulder before pain filled her shoulder-and her world. Trying to flinch away she turned to see a woman with a very short hair, tattoos and brown eyes that were filled with barely restrained hatred. Her eyes widened in horror, seeing a faint shimmer of blue-biotics.

"Back. Off." the woman snarled, the blue shimmer fading away before they released her. She didn't need to be told twice, nearly flooring several people she bumped into when she all but ran back to her friends ( ... )

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FemShep/Kaidan anonymous September 12 2011, 03:26:39 UTC
Can I get some Shenko size kink?

Cookies and bonus points for generic Paragon soldier FemShep (would love anon forever for Spacer/War Hero). Brownies and double bonus points if it's set post ME3 and they're actively trying to get pregnant.

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Re: FemShep/Kaidan anonymous September 12 2011, 19:18:33 UTC
I eyed this prompt the first time you posted it . . . couldn't do Space/War hero, but could do Lonely Dark Nights/Orchestra and Conductor/other story I don't remember verse if you'd like.

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Re: FemShep/Kaidan OP anonymous September 12 2011, 19:30:56 UTC
Anon absolutely will not look a gift horse in the mouth (and I do love your other fills! So woo!).

So sure! And thank you! Is there anything you've requested that hasn't been filled? I'd be happy to fill something for you (this is Worth Dying For anon, btw).

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author anon's favourite unfilled request anonymous September 13 2011, 22:33:04 UTC
This is an ancient request of mine, which was filled but plagiarised.
http://masskink.livejournal.com/346.html?thread=858458#t858458
Shepard's funeral. Lots of comfort sex. Kaidan/Liara or Kaidan/Tali would really make me happy but they all need to pair up

That's why everyone's spread all over the galaxy, they don't want to remember

Woo for awkward orgies!

Alternatively, a more recent request of mine:
http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/1866.html?thread=1386826#t1386826
F!Shep and Kaidan meet up for a couple of nights, after being so long apart. They've both got to go their separate ways in the morning (maybe they're taking refuge or something)

Hot "I missed you, I don't want you to leave" sex.

Extra bonus points if Kaidan's snarky.

Supder duper extra bonus points if they haven't quite reconciled before the sexing begins.

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One of Shep's team craps their pants. anonymous September 12 2011, 04:13:59 UTC
Bonus points if it's from their POV.

No crew, I only main characters.

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This. anonymous September 12 2011, 10:16:59 UTC
Firing From Both Ends pt 1/3 anonymous September 13 2011, 00:19:52 UTC
Sorry if this isn't funny...my first fill and attempt to write Garrus ( ... )

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Re: Firing From Both Ends pt 2/3 anonymous September 13 2011, 00:21:02 UTC
I squeezed the trigger unable to look at that snot any longer for fear of puking.

The mercs fell and I dropped the gun, stood up, and sped walked away from Shepard and Krios, my cheeks clenched.

Not now. Not now. NOT NOW.

Shepard eyed me from the ground and sneezed again, a snot bubble the size of Grunt erupting and staying. She fell backward onto Krios’ stomach as he laugh at the disgusting absurdity of it all. But he stopped laughing and puked all over Shepard and I lost it.

I hurled, the puke rushing from my mouth and through my nose. It was awful. And as I lurched again, it happened. I was officially firing from both ends.

While Shepard was screeching and Krios apologizing and then the two of them laughing in a pile of puke, I shit my armor. I fucking shit myself as I was puking. I was defenseless…

“Aww Barrus, dat’s disgustin’,” said Shepard.

“SHUT UP SHEPARD!” I roared.

Our comms crackled.

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