Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART VI

Sep 12, 2011 13:11

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M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 15 2011, 22:12:38 UTC
Set on the original Normandy...Shepard and Wrex spending some "bonding time" with each other (ifyouknowwhatimean)

Come on...please? There's literally like nothing for this pairing and I think it'd be pretty hot. Maybe the whole Krogan testicle conversation has a bi-curious Shepard start checking out Wrex, disturbed by the concept but strangely aroused or something.

Bonus points if it's Shepard's first time with a male and Wrex is the dominate one and Shepard is completely submissive to him. Just want some hot, dirty, rough mansex between these two.

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 15 2011, 23:32:27 UTC
Medigel for lube? Because I couldn't see it being particularly nice for Shepard with a human male let alone a krogan if they screwed sans lube, that being said I can't see krogans having erections that almost reach their chins like some male artists protray them.

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 15 2011, 23:51:37 UTC
I'm sorry...but this is just...I just threw up in my mouth. How would Wrex even get a good grip?

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 16 2011, 00:19:34 UTC
Same way another human would get a grip I suppose, or lie on his back and have Shepard straddle him

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 16 2011, 00:27:11 UTC
Shepard doesn't need to remove all his armour.

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 17 2011, 08:08:38 UTC
My innocence was destroyed by this prompt.

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 17 2011, 09:11:51 UTC
Genuinely curious: Is that a bad thing?

Apart from that I'd recommend extreme caution for you when using any image search engine. If it only took that prompt, then the internet as it is is certain to scar you...

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 17 2011, 09:09:27 UTC
I don't really understand the question.

How does anyone get a good grip on a human body? It's not like a male is so much different to hold on to than a female? Neither come with handles :) but unless a body is oiled or otherwise covered in some slick substance that makes it slippery as an eel I wouldn't assume traction is an issue.
But hips would be a good place to grab on for starters, I'd say.

(And now I'm fighting the mental image of Wrex trying to lift M!Shep onto his lap and the latter slipping through his hands like a human-shaped pudding. And trying not to laugh, since I'm at work and we're all very serious here. Well. I either need meds or coffee. Or both.)

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 17 2011, 18:28:13 UTC
I assume the how would Wrex even get a grip comment comes from that conversation on the Citadel

Fish loving Krogan: "Eating a fish from the Presidium lake would be like screwing Sha'ira"
Couldn't care less about his friend's fish Krogan: "You like Asari? There's nowhere to get a decent grip"

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 17 2011, 18:38:10 UTC
LOL.

Never heard that comment.

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 19 2011, 14:43:14 UTC
Are we allowed to bash prompts now? Cool!

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex masseffectkink October 19 2011, 14:44:19 UTC
It's a joke - one of the Krogan on the citadel makes a similar comment about Asari.

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Re: M!Shepard/Wrex anonymous October 19 2011, 14:45:22 UTC
Pardon me, sir/ma'am, you seem to have dropped your sarcasm tags.

;)

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