I’m Commander F*cking Shepard: The App
anonymous
June 25 2011, 18:31:30 UTC
“I’m Commander Shepard and your face displeases me!” BAM! “Ten thousand point bonus! Fatality! You’ve found a shotgun!” Bang! Pew! Bangbangbang! “High score
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I’m Commander F*cking Shepard: The App
anonymous
June 25 2011, 18:33:26 UTC
Several crewmen snigger and run away from Shepard as if fearing her laser eyes will become real. Garrus achieves another high score. By then everyone has cleared out of the mess hall to find duties to attend to while their Commander tries to decide if she’s going to punch Garrus or ask for a copy of the app. She watches him play for a few more minutes then lazily leans over his shoulder to wrap her arms around his neck. His eyes flicker briefly toward her, then back to the game’s lights and explosions. Mini-Shepard gets a power up and her hair bursts into mighty red flames before she rockets around the screen propelled by what looks like a jet of rainbows from her boots.
“Make her get naked again,” says Shepard against the turian’s ear.
Garrus misses a power up and mini-Shepard crashes into a wall and screams, indignantly, “What the hell is your problem!?” He glances nervously at the real Shepard and continues the level. Ha. Shepard casually tightens her arms around the turian and ducks her head down to the side of his neck,
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Re: I’m Commander F*cking Shepard: The App
anonymous
June 28 2011, 03:44:23 UTC
Very loud LOLz... the housmates are all 0_o “Awww, look at all the fucks I give.” Well... she might give Garrus one. After a performance like that. Mjust sayin'.
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“Make her get naked again,” says Shepard against the turian’s ear.
Garrus misses a power up and mini-Shepard crashes into a wall and screams, indignantly, “What the hell is your problem!?” He glances nervously at the real Shepard and continues the level. Ha. Shepard casually tightens her arms around the turian and ducks her head down to the side of his neck, ( ... )
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Now to wonder if Shepard can beat Garrus' scores playing herself...
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“Awww, look at all the fucks I give.”
Well... she might give Garrus one. After a performance like that. Mjust sayin'.
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