Mass Effect Jokes

[ladyofshalott06]

We got a taste of ME-universe jokes in ME3's Garrus-Joker exchange. I've been collecting more, and I'd like to share a few and see what hilarious and terrible jokes you guys can come up with!

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[shukuchan]

Why don't geth wear shoes?
Because the last time a geth asked about a sole, it started a war.

Why don't asari wear miniskirts?
They like going commando.

How many salarians does it take to make a sandwich?
Depends on the krogan's appetite.

These one's made me laugh the most.

I'm not clever with jokes, so I'm afraid, I've got nothing to contribute. If something pops up, I'll post it.

[musa_nocturna]

And that's going to keep me giggling for hours. Job well done.

[ayashi]

The "who's driving" one made me laugh out loud XD these are all great!

[musa_nocturna]

How many krogan does it take to change a lightbulb?
No need, their planet already glows in the dark.

[ladyofshalott06]

I lol'd. :D

[laina_inverse]

Pfffff, the Council one is epic~