Yup. Smells like Sue.

[steele_oracle]

I come bearing a Sue for you guys to look at. In another twist, it's a classic sue. I didn't think I could find someone who'd have nailed most of the classic sue traits and take it seriously. I thought wrong. Here's the horrors for you:

Story Or Series Title:  Celestia Serenity Stardreamer (It's a character profile)
Fandom: Star Wars
Culprit Author'

Comments

[epicbishophazel]

Stardreamer? Either her parents were hippies or Night Elves that found their way into the wrong universe. I mean, the name itself screams Sue. She probably assumed you can just stick any two pretty words together due to names like 'Beru Whitesun' and 'Anakin Skywalker' but really, there are some names that just sound...really stupid. Also, why does everyone have to have dead parents/trauma in their past? I mean, sure everyone is guilty of having at least a few characters like that, but most people have some, you know, normal happy characters too.

[steele_oracle]

I tried telling her the name was weird but she insisted that it fit in with the naming schema. To make things worse with the first and middle names, she picked words of subjects/things that interested her. The whole name sound dumb!

- Steele

[epicbishophazel]

Well, when she's no longer stoned, the name won't sound so great anymore. Seriously, the only way that name would sound good would be if the person creating it was baked. If she's a roleplayer, I'd like to get in on it. I think Kira Thun, my Sith would like a very painful, very force-choke filled word with miss Stardreamer about proper naming of OCs.

[steele_oracle]

Go ahead. I think that your Sith can use the excersize.

Sadly, I don't think the Suethor is stoned. I think that being stoned would be a blessing.

- Steele

[maxineofarc]

This might entertain the folks at bad_rpers_suck as well.

[maxineofarc]

p.s. It is, however, totally plausible to have an "hourglass" body at 150 pounds. It's the body type where your waist is smaller than your shoulders or hips, which are relatively balanced. You don't have to be thin or even Playboyesque to have that body type. I'm just pleased she's not the usual anorexic!sue.

That is, however, the ONLY point I'm going to give her.

[steele_oracle]

Okay. Well... I just thought that it was a bit unusual. ^^; even still, that doesn't really make up for having a bad character.

- Steele

[steele_oracle]

Strangely enough, I didn't think of that when I should have. I'm not usually over there. ^^; But yeah..... they might like it.

- Steele

[steele_oracle]

I guess what bugged me the most was the phraseology. "Lightly tanned white" doesn't make nearly as much sense as "lightly tanned."

- Steele

[babybeluga2003]

I have a bone to pick. I'm around 150 and have what one would call an "hourglass" shape with measurements 38-29-42. I'm not saying that is thin or the "perfect" body, but it's certainly not fat, and is definitely hourglass-plausible.

[steele_oracle]

I think what I was trying to get at was lost in the translation. She was using hourglass as perfect. I just wasn't too sure if that was plausible at 150 pounds. To me before people started looking at that and commenting, I was sure it was a no. Before everyone else gets too pissy here, I might have to make a slight amendment to my wit.

- Steele