Comments | marysues: More sues than you can shake a stick at.

haruki_emishi in marysues

More sues than you can shake a stick at.

Mar 02, 2010 19:13

Hey y'all me again! I am a huge fan of the X-Men series usually no matter how you shake it and bake it. I am one of the few Toad fans and I am also a fan of Quicksilver. This Sue Author managed to really sorta ruin the two for me in this fic but not permenantly thank god. Even so the basic jist since I could not post the whole thing is that this ( Read more... )

x-men: evolution

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epicbishophazel March 3 2010, 00:21:37 UTC

Squicky as this fic (or what I could stomach of the snippet you posted) is, I think it's Toad's tongue...I think they look past the fact that in X-Men Evolution he looks like Gollum and Sam's illegimate buttbaby with Frodo (it doesn't have to make sense >.>) because they think he'd be an expert at....'oral examinations'....so yeah.. Anyway, that being said, it doesn't make this self-indulgent Sue crap any less squicky. Allow me to bake you some internet cookies for dealing with this.

haruki_emishi March 3 2010, 17:09:31 UTC

Ugh dealing with it really was very very difficult! For the sheer fact that I mean X-men Evo Toad is not my favorite Toad first of all. Not that I find the green thing in Wolverine in the X-Men attractive but, at least he looks well more true to character.

Anyway...

I do not want to picture that tongue ...places....*shudder* bleh. You know this is what I hate about tween-mid teen fangirls; they forget logic. That thing we are all innately born with but some discard later in life. They discard it the moment they can wet their panties other than because they forgot to go to the bathroom. >.<;; ugh.

epicbishophazel March 3 2010, 17:19:44 UTC

Also, the length or size of the tongue doesn't matter if the guy in question doesn't know how to use it and statistically if you ask most girls who have done that with a teenage guy and even some adults, it's kind of difficult and not many people are good at it. Also, given the fact that most fans I've met find Toad completely abhorrent and I don't remember him having a girlfriend(could be wrong, haven't seen it in years), I don't think he'd have enough experience to be good.

alchemic_fire March 3 2010, 04:56:46 UTC

Urgh. Toad? Of all the Evolution characters, Toad?

I mean, I'm not sure I'm one to talk considering my love for Nightcrawler but come on!

haruki_emishi March 3 2010, 16:11:20 UTC

At least Nightcrawler looks cute...in a blue way.

vioven March 3 2010, 15:46:39 UTC

Why is it so unbelievable that someone likes Toad enough to do that? Your shock is confusing.

amideadn0w March 3 2010, 16:03:41 UTC

Umm...

Yeah.That's all I can say.

lilsld_lillqd May 26 2010, 18:21:00 UTC

I really like Toad from the X-Men Evo cartoon but... NOT THAT WAY! It's more like a 'Let's be BFF!!!!'.

I'll go cringe on that corner over there now...

haruki_emishi May 26 2010, 20:19:01 UTC

I know! This really disturbed me when I first saw it a year ago. Since then however I have not seen any sues with Toad at all which is good. I mean I like his character, he's pretty interesting, but as a whole ew no smex with him.

My favorite Toad incarnation now is from Wolverine and the X-Men. XD