*lol* Very funny. I'm glad someone else saw the gay elements to this film, I was starting to think it was just me. I saw it with a friend and she completely missed those bits.
LOL I haven't seen the movie, but this is hilarious!
OMGWTF, Merlin is a Nac Mac Feegle!
ROFL Crivens!
At least Gawain and Galahad are still there, so one canonically gay couple survives.
Errr, aren't they, like, father and son or otherwise closely related according to some legends? o_O Ah well, as if incest has ever been a problem for subtexting, eh? lol
There are thousands of Nac Mac Feegle running around. They attack first time after ten minutes, and after that there was no way I could take this film even remotely serious.
They are? Well, not here. And don't say incest, we'll get TOSsed!
Hahahaha! The best post ever! I just watched the film like a couple of days ago. What a coincidence.
It's really so hard making out one single character in that film who is NOT full of shit.
Ginny looks crestfallen as well, probably because she was secretly hoping for a threesome. *snorts* At least that would give us a good sex scene. Seriously. When you have such a horrible movie on your hands, you HAVE to have at least one good sex scene to TRY make it a bit more interesting. But they oh so failed in that, too.
I think that scene was a turning point for me, where I started thinking that Gerard Butler just might be a bit better than Clive Owen. (They fall in that category of two celebrities that I usually can't tell apart because they're THAT original and unique.)
OMG, this entire part had me rolling all over the floor. I was laughing hysterically to each line.
GUINEVEIRA: No one knows what may happen tomorrow, so all we have is this moment.
ARTHUR: We have to trust in a beneficent God to--
GUINEVEIRA: Sex please.
ARTHUR: Yes ma'am.
GUINEVEIRA: *pulls up her skirt and pushes Arthur's hand under*
ARTHUR: Baby, I'm Clive Owen. I think I know where it is.
MOTHERS IN THE AUDIENCE: OMG this movie is so not PG-13!
DAUGHTERS IN THE AUDIENCE: SHUT UP, THIS IS THE GOOD PART.
SOMEONE IN THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT: *actually digs up a Celtic porno sax*
HANS ZIMMER: Hey! I had no idea Enya did a cover of "Love to Love You Baby"!
ARTHUR: Hey, I can’t get your dress off.
GUINEVEIRA: Yeah, Bruckheimer glued it to my elbow. Sorry about that.
Heh. I like Clive Owen cause I thought he was lovely in "Sin City" (Can't sleep. Elijah will eat me.) - Gerry Butler I love because of this. Seriously, dumbest movie EVER. It's glorious.
I KNOW. The whole m15m thing rocks, though. Make sure to read "Phantom of the Opera". I haven't seen the movie, but the spoof is made of awesome.
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Oh, the HoYay (Homoeroticism, Yay) is strong with this one. All this teary-eyed staring at each other...
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OMGWTF, Merlin is a Nac Mac Feegle!
ROFL Crivens!
At least Gawain and Galahad are still there, so one canonically gay couple survives.
Errr, aren't they, like, father and son or otherwise closely related according to some legends? o_O Ah well, as if incest has ever been a problem for subtexting, eh? lol
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There are thousands of Nac Mac Feegle running around. They attack first time after ten minutes, and after that there was no way I could take this film even remotely serious.
They are? Well, not here. And don't say incest, we'll get TOSsed!
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I think I've seen this? But I don't really remember.
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It's really so hard making out one single character in that film who is NOT full of shit.
Ginny looks crestfallen as well, probably because she was secretly hoping for a threesome.
*snorts* At least that would give us a good sex scene. Seriously. When you have such a horrible movie on your hands, you HAVE to have at least one good sex scene to TRY make it a bit more interesting. But they oh so failed in that, too.
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Aww, I loved the knights. And Jols. Although they all were total dickheads, of course.
That sex scene was so BAD. Honestly. Clive, I expected better of you.
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OMG, this entire part had me rolling all over the floor. I was laughing hysterically to each line.
GUINEVEIRA: No one knows what may happen tomorrow, so all we have is this moment.
ARTHUR: We have to trust in a beneficent God to--
GUINEVEIRA: Sex please.
ARTHUR: Yes ma'am.
GUINEVEIRA: *pulls up her skirt and pushes Arthur's hand under*
ARTHUR: Baby, I'm Clive Owen. I think I know where it is.
MOTHERS IN THE AUDIENCE: OMG this movie is so not PG-13!
DAUGHTERS IN THE AUDIENCE: SHUT UP, THIS IS THE GOOD PART.
SOMEONE IN THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT: *actually digs up a Celtic porno sax*
HANS ZIMMER: Hey! I had no idea Enya did a cover of "Love to Love You Baby"!
ARTHUR: Hey, I can’t get your dress off.
GUINEVEIRA: Yeah, Bruckheimer glued it to my elbow. Sorry about that.
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I KNOW. The whole m15m thing rocks, though. Make sure to read "Phantom of the Opera". I haven't seen the movie, but the spoof is made of awesome.
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Whatever, Jerry. Whatever.
ALL FILTHY LIES ANYWAY!
I am sure this made me laugh more than it should have. I think it might be Bradley's fault.
Oh, Clive Owen, I love thee. Please forgive me though that I won't be able to stomach you as King Arthur. Definitely Bradley's fault.
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It's a hilarious movie, though.
Oh Bradley. Sorry Clive, but you lose this time.
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Poor everyone who did, does or will portray Arthur, Bradley will pwn them all ... at least from where I am sitting XD
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