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"People carry more stress in their butt than they realize"
I laughed so, so hard! Thank you! =D
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"Which one?" Marshall replied as he hunched to look under the bed.
"The one Brandi brought me at the hospital. It's got one of those leafy, Frenchy things on it."
"Ah. Here we go." He fished the sweatshirt from under the bed and handed it to his partner. "By the way, that 'leafy, Frenchy thing' is called a fleur de lis. And you really should be using your crutches."
"How about I shove my crutches up your ass?" she snarled, pulling the sweatshirt over her head.
"Do it," Marshall smirked, "and I'll call you Kitten."
Mary grabbed one of her crutches and flung it at him. He ducked.
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*cackles*
Perfection! Thanks darlin'!
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Angst plz.
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"You can't haunt me if I've moved on," he muttered over his shoulder as her blood crept closer to him; as if it was trying to latch itself to him.
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My cursor hovered over the "Submit" button for a good 2 minutes.
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And no doubt cracked, she thought.
Brandi made vague promises of marrying and moving out, but Mary was distracted by the sight of Jinx coming through the front door. Peter and Brandi were forgotten as Mary stared, mouth agape, as her mother set her keys and briefcase on the kitchen table. "You wouldn't believe the day I had in court today," Jinx began, as she toed off her pumps and hung her jacket on a chair. "But I said I'd make dinner for everyone, and a girl's got to keep her promises." She opened the fridge. "I'm going to have some lemonade - anyone else want some?"
Lemonade is so not going to cut it in this situation.
"Mary!" The shout of a famiilar voice broke Mary from her confusion.
"Marshall?" She called out in response. But I don't remember him coming over to the house. She followed the sounds of a fight to her bedroom. "Marshall? ( ... )
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I love this. Jinx as a lawyer and Marshall wrestling the bunny are both about as nonsensical as Preppy Brandi. =P
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Love it!
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