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The Thing's Wild Night Out

Jul 19, 2007 02:24

The Pulse

The Thing's Wild Night Out
By Miriam Birchwood

( The boozy circumstances of Ben Grimm's recent wild night out are somewhat unclear )

speed, "prank war", the thing, rockslide, human torch johnny storm, mr. fantastic, hellion

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lil_hellion July 19 2007, 09:30:42 UTC

And whenever Santo returned to his room after cleaning up, there would be a copy of this article waiting for him on his bed, along with a few pictures of "The Thing" that didn't make print.

He can take his guesses as to who left them there for him.

rock_slide July 19 2007, 22:47:02 UTC

He's shaking his head trying to get water out of his ears as he gets back to his room. He'd had to get very creative with that pressure washer hose. He almost does a flying leap on his bed, until he notices the paper on it.

"Oh God..."

Fuzzy memories begin to swirl.

Of shouting at the top of his lungs that he needed to get laid. Repeatedly. To everyone. Every place they went.

Rocking out to "Bad Moon Rising" as highway passerbys got a glimpse of his granite ass through the car window.

Declaring his undying love and devotion to the George Washington statue at the park. Besides other things.

And... chasing Cessily with someone's black thong across his head as he pretended it was Havok's fruity head dress and she was the Goblin Queen.

Or maybe that was first and that was why he woke up orange?

He throws himself down face first on his bed, doing his best to self-suffocate.

Wanna die now, plzkthxbye.

nuttinbeatsrock July 20 2007, 16:58:17 UTC

... Wut.

Okay, the looks he got walking down the street were one thing. The fact that some kid pointed at him and said 'He doesn't look drunk today, mommy!' almost caused an incident, but Auntie Petunia's favorite boy /really/ doesn't like losing his temper.

This brings him to his paper-reading, while trying to remember exactly /what/ happened in the last few nights. He's pretty certain that he didn't do anything like this, but then.. who could have?

Whoever did, well.. They're gonna get a talkin' to. And maybe a clobberin'. He stomps back to the Baxter building, and starts bellowing, waving the paper about.

"REED! You got some doohickey that'll find blackouts and mental stuff goin' wrong?"

ex_living_t July 21 2007, 03:24:52 UTC

"LUUUUCY! You got some x'plain to dooooo!"

nuttinbeatsrock July 22 2007, 06:35:07 UTC

Grr. Johnny probably had something to do with this. The paper is waved in his face.

"This ain't yer funny idea of a joke, is it matchstick!?"

ex_living_t July 22 2007, 06:41:00 UTC

"I have an alibi, Rocky. What's yours?" Oh he knows it's not Ben, but why stop the fun?

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tommyshepherd July 21 2007, 22:14:26 UTC

Tommy Shepherd snerks.

So Julian actually went through with his plan.

Friggin' sweet.